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Crappy toys...
2007-12-14, 12:41 PM #1
saw this on digg... read the pogo stick.. haha oh man im here literally laughing out loud at work... oh well.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15697_p2.html

If you don't laugh, go get your soul from the vault and try again.
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2007-12-14, 1:21 PM #2
:neckbeard: :awesome:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2007-12-14, 1:22 PM #3
I'll give you all a quick summary:

"These toys suck because they weren't full of immediate gratification, and instead rewarded things like practice, determination, and natural talent."
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2007-12-14, 1:25 PM #4
That article was full of about 7 shades of suck.
nope.
2007-12-14, 1:31 PM #5
That read like it was written by a bitter dyspraxic kid
2007-12-14, 2:56 PM #6

2007-12-14, 5:12 PM #7
I am really disappointed in you guys

That article was the ****
2007-12-14, 8:30 PM #8
http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15
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2007-12-15, 3:03 AM #9
I always wanted to get a pogo stick because of Commander Keen. But I never managed to go as high as he did. :(
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-12-15, 3:13 AM #10
Yeah, that was kinda funny
I've never even seen a pogo stick for sale...
Only time I remember seeing one is in Alex Kidd
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2007-12-16, 11:57 AM #11
"Fun fact:
Ashrita Furman from New York, holds the world-record for the fastest 100-meter dash on a Space Hopper. Ashrita Furman is a serial record breaker, and holds 25 current world records, including the longest pool cue balance, the longest underwater juggling and the longest pointless existence on Earth."

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