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Pregnant
2007-12-19, 10:09 AM #1
So Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant huh.

Oh yeah and Jessica Alba too.
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2007-12-19, 10:10 AM #2
Hey look at that, if I wanted info on retarded pop starts with tiny boobs, I'd google it.
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2007-12-19, 10:11 AM #3
I thought Warlockmish was with child. How disappointing :(
2007-12-19, 10:12 AM #4
Originally posted by Jep:
Hey look at that, if I wanted info on retarded pop starts with tiny boobs, I'd google it.


Pop starts you say eh?
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2007-12-19, 10:12 AM #5
Originally posted by Anovis:
I thought Warlockmish was with child. How disappointing :(


Same ; ;
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2007-12-19, 10:14 AM #6
[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/swb138hc.jpg]
Stuff
2007-12-19, 10:15 AM #7
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Pop starts you say eh?


Oops sorry, I meant :

[http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/poptarts_small.jpg]
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-12-19, 12:07 PM #8
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Same ; ;


Indeed. I thought so as well. How disappointingly misleading.
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2007-12-19, 12:10 PM #9
Eh. Why the hell would any of you want that from Warlockmish?
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2007-12-19, 1:02 PM #10
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
So Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant huh.

Oh yeah and Jessica Alba too.


Whoopie?
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Last Stand
2007-12-19, 1:03 PM #11
Why do people care about these things? It boggles the mind. I'm sure several tens of teens got pregnant yesterday.
2007-12-19, 1:07 PM #12
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Why do people care about these things? It boggles the mind. I'm sure several tens of teens got pregnant yesterday.


Not me. :(

Wow, I like the caption: "SISTER ACT: Jamie Lynn has followed in her sister Britney Spears' footsteps and fallen pregnant at a young age."

Whoever wrote that doesn't know anything. Britney had her first child in 2005. She was 24. Jamie Lynn is 16.
2007-12-19, 1:10 PM #13
Good question, Obi.
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2007-12-19, 1:15 PM #14
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Eh. Why the hell would any of you want that from Warlockmish?


Because we are ooooooooooh so going to throw him a shower :neckbeard:
2007-12-19, 1:17 PM #15
yay!
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2007-12-19, 1:17 PM #16
I don't care about Britnney spears.
And i'll be damned if i care about her bloody sister.
2007-12-19, 1:26 PM #17
BABIES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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2007-12-19, 1:29 PM #18
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Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-12-19, 1:31 PM #19
Originally posted by DesertPike:
BABIES FOR EVERYONE!!!



You may be right. I've missed my period roughly nine years now! I could be pregnant!
My blawgh.
2007-12-19, 1:40 PM #20
This was actually the most discussed news story at my work today.

:)
2007-12-19, 4:32 PM #21
Who even knew Britney Spears had a sister?:hist101:
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2007-12-19, 5:36 PM #22
A thin Britney spears at about my age?

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nope.
2007-12-19, 5:49 PM #23
I wanna see the other side.
2007-12-19, 7:01 PM #24
Originally posted by Baconfish:
A thin Britney spears at about my age?

:ninja:


...and in MY state...?

:ninja:
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2007-12-19, 7:03 PM #25
I would never go out with a pregnant 16 year old girl. That's just stupid.

o.0
2007-12-19, 7:17 PM #26
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I would never go out with a pregnant 16 year old girl. That's just stupid.


A rich pregnant 16 year old? As it sounds, her boyfriend's babybatter just rode the money train to richville.
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2007-12-19, 7:19 PM #27
Just wait till he saves up enough of his own money and then has the divorce.
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2007-12-19, 7:21 PM #28
Originally posted by stat:
A rich pregnant 16 year old? As it sounds, her boyfriend's babybatter just rode the money train to richville.


Not if she dumps him and charges him child support.

o.0
2007-12-19, 7:36 PM #29
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Just wait till he saves up enough of his own money and then has the divorce.


I'm sure the prenup wouldn't allow something like that.

Originally posted by Greenboy:
Not if she dumps him and charges him child support.


She has family money and money she makes herself with a successful television show. He's some redneck. What's the logic in charging him child support?
:master::master::master:
2007-12-19, 7:38 PM #30
Just to be a *****. >_>

Why do celebrities always go for rednecks anyway?

(I don't know anything about this beyond this thread. >_>)

o.0
2007-12-19, 7:45 PM #31
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Why do celebrities always go for rednecks anyway?


Because Britney & co. are white trash to begin with?
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2007-12-19, 7:58 PM #32
Then why the hell do people pay attention? :|

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2007-12-19, 8:15 PM #33
Get knocked up or your banned.
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2007-12-19, 8:35 PM #34
Are we supposed to have a banned?

Meh, looks like the apples don't fall far from the tree. Looks like it is time to revive the Sex Ed thread.
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2007-12-19, 9:03 PM #35
In her official statement, she claimed she was so surprised it happened. The both of them were shocked.

"We weren't married, so we figured we couldn't have a baby out of wedlock."
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2007-12-19, 9:12 PM #36
If that's a real quote I pray someone shoots them. I don't care enough to bother reading the articles posted.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
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2007-12-20, 4:24 AM #37
yeah if that isn't a completely made up quote i think they should be met by a man who has a gun and a shovel

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2007-12-20, 7:56 AM #38
Don't blame the Education. I know what they teach in this state and that was part of it.
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2007-12-20, 8:42 AM #39
""I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.""

This is the more disturbing quote. Because as we all know, people only have sex after 10pm.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2007-12-20, 6:31 PM #40
HOW DO YOU KNOW HER CURFEW?

:ninja:
nope.
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