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So, how many zombies would this take care of?
2007-12-19, 10:39 PM #1
I need more. It's unbelievably expensive these days...I only have ten rounds left for my M44, too. .(

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2007-12-19, 10:52 PM #2
Enough. :p
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2007-12-19, 10:52 PM #3
*throws gasoline all over it and throws a lit match on it*
2007-12-19, 10:53 PM #4
50?
2007-12-19, 11:57 PM #5
Depends on the kind of zombie. And your accuracy.
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2007-12-19, 11:58 PM #6
You've got a decent stock of shotgun shells. More would be better.
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2007-12-20, 12:34 AM #7
It lacks gas for a chainsaw.
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2007-12-20, 1:25 AM #8
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
*throws gasoline all over it and throws a lit match on it*


That's exactly what I was thinking. :neckbeard:
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2007-12-20, 7:16 AM #9
Originally posted by Avenger:
You've got a decent stock of shotgun shells. More would be better.


Working on it..up to 140 slugs now - I think I only have 25 buckshot. Have a few hundred birdshot/target loads...I'm trying to buy it whenever I can because prices are going through the roof, and I highly doubt they'll go down again. :(
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2007-12-20, 7:27 AM #10
I wouldn't think of it in terms of how many you can put down, but how long you would be able to hold them off. I'd think with a reasonably large horde coming at you (say you're barricaded inside your home and there is a seemingly infinite amount outside, coming into the house through one choke point) you could probably last a day or maybe two, depending on several factors.
2007-12-20, 7:36 AM #11
seemingly infinite amount?

We're talking about zombies here!
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2007-12-20, 8:07 AM #12
Well, it would of course depend on where he lives.
2007-12-20, 10:57 AM #13
Where's the crowbar?
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2007-12-20, 10:59 AM #14
and/or baseball bat.

You can add several... minutes.. to your life with a baseball bat.
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2007-12-20, 11:01 AM #15
Originally posted by Impi:
seemingly infinite amount?

We're talking about zombies here!


Well no more than 6 billion at least.
2007-12-20, 11:02 AM #16
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

get this book. youll thank me when they come :tinfoil:
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2007-12-20, 12:49 PM #17
That's a starter setup.

One of my buddies has 1,900 shotgun loads, 2,400 8mm, 15,00 .223 and just bought 13,000 9x18. Thats just the stuff he has shown me.

And where the **** is the cricket bat?
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2007-12-20, 3:19 PM #18
You are well below the level of Burt Gummer, amateur.
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2007-12-20, 4:28 PM #19
One thing for sure, you won't been fighting off hordes of single women!
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2007-12-20, 4:53 PM #20
Originally posted by Echoman:
One thing for sure, you won't been fighting off hordes of single women!


Only if you act like a redneck survivalist gun nut.

If you can combine metro sexual grooming with badass martial arts skills, physical fitness, weapons handling and cricket bat bashing technique, the ladies will be all over you.

Until you bring them over and they see that you are actually trying to build a black helicopter detection device. I told her we should have gone to her place but nooooo
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2007-12-20, 5:32 PM #21
crazy merrycans.

It's not zombies you need to worry about. It's liberals. You have to take their head clean off to kill them, you know. Well, the left part anyway.
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2007-12-20, 8:29 PM #22
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Where's the crowbar?


In the barn.

Originally posted by Echoman:
One thing for sure, you won't been fighting off hordes of single women!


I just had someone ask me to teach her how to shoot, actually. No lie. :ninja:
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2007-12-20, 8:33 PM #23
Needs a replica of the HL crowbar.
And a headcrab hat.
2007-12-20, 8:34 PM #24
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Needs a replica of the HL crowbar.
And a headcrab hat.


I think it's probably just as easy to swing my M44 around as it is a crowbar..close, anyway.
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2007-12-20, 8:47 PM #25
Damn, son.
2007-12-20, 8:58 PM #26
I wonder what Jim's arsenal looks like.
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2007-12-20, 9:00 PM #27
Originally posted by Warlord:
Damn, son.


That's not really a whole lot - believe it or not, I could probably go through most of it (except the .22lr..there's about 4000 rounds there) in a day at the range. .(
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2007-12-20, 9:01 PM #28
Do you have a Desert Eagle? the .50 AE one
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2007-12-20, 9:02 PM #29
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Do you have a Desert Eagle? the .50 AE one


Nope. That's one of the most impractical handguns..ever.. :P
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2007-12-20, 9:05 PM #30
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
I wonder what Jim's arsenal looks like.


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2007-12-21, 12:29 AM #31
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Well no more than 6 billion at least.

What about hot steamy zombie-sex?
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2007-12-21, 1:20 AM #32
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
And a headcrab hat.


yes... make them think you're one of them.... AND THEN STRIKE WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT!! :ninja:
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2007-12-21, 4:00 AM #33
The key to zombie attacks is survival. Take the amount of money you spent on that ammo, and spend at least the same amount on food.
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2007-12-21, 4:36 AM #34
ammo lasts longer than food...

if you find a can of peas from the 30s that's still edible let me know
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2007-12-21, 6:04 AM #35
you may not be able to eat them.. but you can use them as ammunition.
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2007-12-21, 6:20 AM #36
Just eat the zombie flesh like a real man.
2007-12-21, 9:58 AM #37
Make sure to use hollow point rounds.
2007-12-22, 2:00 AM #38
This mindless slaughtering of the mindless must stop!
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2007-12-22, 6:15 AM #39
*snipes deadman*
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