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Video Game Icon Brawl!
2007-12-20, 5:58 AM #1
I'm bored at work so here we go...

Assume an all out brawl between these game characters... who would win?

edit: I say Samus... Power Suit, Blaster, crazy acrobatics... what else do you need.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-12-20, 6:41 AM #2
It's odd this topic should come up. Not 3 weeks ago a group in my video editing class set those characters, or similar ones to them, against each other at The Price Is Right.

That said: Sonic wins. He can move at the speed of light. Assuming there is a string of rings going where he intends to end up, of course.
2007-12-20, 6:43 AM #3
Spin. Sword. Bounce.

VS.

Armor-wearing, canon-totting, experienced bounty hunter.

Unfair match IMO. Plus she has breasts.
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2007-12-20, 6:50 AM #4
Originally posted by Jep:
Spin. Sword. Bounce.

VS.

Armor-wearing, canon-totting, experienced bounty hunter.

Unfair match IMO. Plus she has breasts.


This :psylon:
2007-12-20, 8:47 AM #5
Well...
Sonic alone is fast and has a plethora of 'boxed powerups' not to mention the chaos emeralds...

Super mario, what with his numerous suits, capes, winged hats, and fire flower, is definately a contender...

Link, while pretty basic in his attacks, has lots of fancy 'enchanted' items, as well as superb puzzle solving skills...

Samus, as mentioned, is a futuristic, armored intergalactic bounty huntress from the future, with a ship that has an (aparently) unlimited missle and energy stock....

Okay so its not totally evenly matched, but everyone has their favorite.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-12-20, 8:49 AM #6
Next up...
[http://www.zeldaringtone.com/images/zelda-link.gif]

VS.

[http://www.maniacworld.com/rubix-cube.jpg]

THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-12-20, 8:52 AM #7
Sonic loses in any battle because SEGA made him legally retarded.
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2007-12-20, 9:17 AM #8
Link's got magic that can make Samus' suit completely worthless. Plus with the Triforce of courage, he'll be willing to keep fighting and charge in where the other 3 would be hesitant. His shield nullifies Samus' blaster shots, and can simply jump out of the way of her missiles.
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--Garrison Keillor
2007-12-20, 10:14 AM #9
Haha, his shield would be a prime target for a grapple yank, followed by a super bomb which nothing escapes. (recall SNES full screen dominance)
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-12-20, 10:29 AM #10
Whoever wins, we lose.
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2007-12-20, 10:31 AM #11
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Link's got magic that can make Samus' suit completely worthless. Plus with the Triforce of courage, he'll be willing to keep fighting and charge in where the other 3 would be hesitant. His shield nullifies Samus' blaster shots, and can simply jump out of the way of her missiles.


"Eexcussssse me, princess."
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2007-12-20, 3:37 PM #12
I refuse to play without Yoshi :colbert:
D E A T H
2007-12-20, 3:48 PM #13
Yoshi sucks, he has no recovery jump. >.>
2007-12-20, 7:08 PM #14
Originally posted by Jep:
"Eexcussssse me, princess."


LINK MAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOI
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-12-21, 5:33 AM #15
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
I refuse to play without Yoshi :colbert:


Haha! Ever since Yoshi's Story, Yoshi has since become a 'pansy' character...
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-12-21, 6:18 AM #16
Uhh, that made Yoshi even more awesome.
2007-12-21, 9:11 AM #17
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Haha! Ever since Yoshi's Story, Yoshi has since become a 'pansy' character...

Pansy? He could eat you, one gulp. I don't know if I'd call a dinosaur that could eat me faster than I could blink a pansy :hist101:
D E A T H
2007-12-21, 9:17 AM #18
He's also a male who produces eggs.
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2007-12-21, 9:23 AM #19
Originally posted by Echoman:
He's also a male who produces eggs.

Meaning he doesn't need *****es. I'll sign up to that program.
D E A T H
2007-12-21, 9:35 AM #20
Why don't we all wait until February and find out ourselves who wins...

Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Next up...
[http://www.zeldaringtone.com/images/zelda-link.gif]

VS.

[http://www.maniacworld.com/rubix-cube.jpg]

THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE


Already been done.

2007-12-21, 10:34 AM #21
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
Why don't we all wait until February and find out ourselves who wins...



Already been done.


lmfao! that was great thanks.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-12-21, 12:28 PM #22
I wonder if Link could trap them all inside of his hat that shrinks objects to manageable size until being taken out.
2007-12-21, 12:30 PM #23
god damn, did I trip and fall into gamefaqs or what?
2007-12-21, 12:31 PM #24
I have an idea: make a 4 player 1-on-1 round robin tournament in Super Smash Bros. Brawl when it comes out. Set all players to use AI at the maximum difficulty. Rerun this tournament several times to mitigate random chance.
2007-12-21, 1:36 PM #25
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Meaning he doesn't need *****es. I'll sign up to that program.


Yeah you would.
2007-12-21, 2:39 PM #26
[http://wiki.reliccommunity.com/images/9/99/Chaplain_Varnus.jpg]

Chaplain Varnus is not amused with these choices.
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2007-12-21, 11:28 PM #27
Well out of the given, gotta go with link, ive been playing "Zelda" games seince forever, but my main thing is, WHERE IS SOLID SNAKE!!!!! Ya do know hes gunna be in brawl? Hes the greatest ever. By far my fav next to link!
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-12-22, 1:33 AM #28
Yeah!

But really, Samus would win. Technology.
2007-12-22, 10:32 PM #29
I just really really dont like sonic, i think hes lame, just an opinion, but i really can get into him, just like aquaman, what a lame superhero
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