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Can One Simply Walk Into Mordor?
2007-12-21, 11:43 PM #1
I saw this on another post board, i thought it was an amazing topic, even though this really is a "Star Wars" site....

Yet alas, there is the question, "Can One Simply Walk Into Mordor?"
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-12-21, 11:50 PM #2
No, One must DANCE!
2007-12-22, 12:28 AM #3
Or Rock!
Pissed Off?
2007-12-22, 5:18 AM #4
Catapults!
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2007-12-22, 6:58 AM #5
Yes, you do.

You totally do.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-12-22, 7:00 AM #6
i did, *****
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-12-22, 7:16 AM #7
best
Attachment: 18086/Simply Drive into Mordor.jpg (69,863 bytes)
:master::master::master:
2007-12-22, 7:23 AM #8
of course not.... you run really really fast
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-12-22, 9:03 AM #9
THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-12-22, 9:03 AM #10
10 to 10

STALEMATE, SUDDEN DEATH ROUND
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-12-22, 9:04 AM #11
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Yes, you do.

You totally do.


QFBTWIWGTS.

Totally.
2007-12-22, 10:11 AM #12
on that note

[http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Gettleburger/CATTANK.jpg]

[http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Gettleburger/sovietrussia.jpg]

the best ones I have appropriate for this board :(
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2007-12-22, 10:15 AM #13
poh-tay-toes
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2007-12-22, 10:56 AM #14
mo-naked-hoes
nope.
2007-12-22, 11:09 AM #15
Originally posted by Gettleburger:
[http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Gettleburger/sovietrussia.jpg]


<3
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2007-12-22, 11:41 AM #16
I was just there. Me and my boy, Sauron, were kickin' it at his crib. He was throwing a bomb-*** party. We were doing shots of Captain and Petron. Sauron got all twisted. We'd prank him by taking his Ring and watch him vanish into an essance, n' ****. That was some funny ****. His parties are tight and y'all should come. Next week we're gonna hit up Club Orthanc, who's down? DJ Grishnahk is gonna be spinnin' some phat beats. Cover's 10G, ladies get in free. If you want VIP, hit me up either by Palantir or Eagle.

(I couldn't type this with a straight face at all)
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-12-22, 12:02 PM #17
[http://warp.nearlyfreespeech.net/claws2/claws/active/5/952_large.jpg]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-12-22, 1:10 PM #18
I approve of this thread
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2007-12-22, 1:16 PM #19
Ha ha, that cat is a tank!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-12-22, 1:20 PM #20
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Yes, you do.

You totally do.


Nuh-uh, you need like, an army. . .
My blawgh.
2007-12-22, 2:51 PM #21
This is the best one by far. PRESENTING:

Boromir's Invisible Phone

[http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Gettleburger/imaginaryphone.gif]
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2007-12-22, 3:01 PM #22
Gettleburger, you actually made me just facepalm. seriously.
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2007-12-22, 4:01 PM #23
Thats crap.
2007-12-22, 4:08 PM #24
Just like you!

:colbert:
nope.
2007-12-22, 6:33 PM #25
Needs more Mordor

I think SAJN made this.
Attachment: 18088/Mordor Breakdance.jpg (99,716 bytes)
2007-12-22, 6:45 PM #26
[http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9672/ngbbs43d3016d3b55fuq5.jpg]

found this one while searching for something else which i didn't find... so i'll have to whip up a crappy photoshop

i do a search during a moment of boredom and i find these
[http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4918/walkendemotivator21c35aqz8.jpg]
[http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8673/zergrushmordorji6.jpg]
[http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8429/wokintomordor21c32d71bg0.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-12-22, 7:15 PM #27
That last one got a good hearty LOL out of me
2007-12-22, 7:16 PM #28
:awesomelon:
Attachment: 18089/Mordor Gather.jpg (102,030 bytes)
2007-12-22, 7:42 PM #29
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
[http://warp.nearlyfreespeech.net/claws2/claws/active/5/952_large.jpg]


Secure shell is better:
Attachment: 18090/sauronssh.png (101,903 bytes)
2007-12-22, 10:26 PM #30
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I was just there. Me and my boy, Sauron, were kickin' it at his crib. He was throwing a bomb-*** party. We were doing shots of Captain and Petron. Sauron got all twisted. We'd prank him by taking his Ring and watch him vanish into an essance, n' ****. That was some funny ****. His parties are tight and y'all should come. Next week we're gonna hit up Club Orthanc, who's down? DJ Grishnahk is gonna be spinnin' some phat beats. Cover's 10G, ladies get in free. If you want VIP, hit me up either by Palantir or Eagle.

(I couldn't type this with a straight face at all)


Thats funny because there is a Black metal band form norway called burzum ( whick means darkness in black speech) and its only one dude that dose everything and he called himslef on the first cd count Grishnahk as to keep his identity secreate. I just thought i should point that out.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-12-23, 6:15 AM #31
I'm disappointed this hasn't been posted yet.

Edit: I fail. I just saw 'vengy's link. oh well.
Attachment: 18097/RockMordor.jpg (126,108 bytes)
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-12-23, 8:19 AM #32
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Secure shell is better:


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2007-12-23, 10:06 AM #33
SCIENCE

[http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Gettleburger/duelwield.jpg]

[http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Gettleburger/work.jpg]
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2007-12-23, 11:13 AM #34
[http://lightsabersedge.rosamour.com/images/mordor_board.gif]

[http://lightsabersedge.rosamour.com/images/mordor_hack.jpg]

[http://lightsabersedge.rosamour.com/images/mordor_CANwalk.jpg]

[http://lightsabersedge.rosamour.com/images/mordor_cowbell.gif]

[http://lightsabersedge.rosamour.com/images/mordor_polevault.jpg]
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-12-23, 12:58 PM #35
For my final post, apparently you can rock your way into Isengard. Must be getting ready for Club Orthanc gig JG was talking about. He has lousy taste in amps, though. On top of all that, he's a lefty to boot.
Attachment: 18099/Sarumanwithguitar.jpg (25,365 bytes)
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-12-23, 10:51 PM #36
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
For my final post, apparently you can rock your way into Isengard. Must be getting ready for Club Orthanc gig JG was talking about. He has lousy taste in amps, though. On top of all that, he's a lefty to boot.

:colbert:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "

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