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2007-12-23, 11:42 AM #1
[http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/386/274/fight5.4cd5mtzv7m.jpg]

I laughed for 10 minutes straight when they talked about this on Diggnation.
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2007-12-23, 11:49 AM #2
When i click finished i end up at a dating site.
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2007-12-23, 11:51 AM #3
Twenty. Twenty five-year-olds.
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2007-12-23, 12:00 PM #4
i end up at a dating site too.
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2007-12-23, 12:19 PM #5
spam
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2007-12-23, 12:35 PM #6
I end up at a dating site three.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2007-12-23, 12:36 PM #7
Me too.
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2007-12-23, 12:40 PM #8
I think I could handle about 30, though, assuming they all attacked at once. However, if they came on one at a time...
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2007-12-23, 1:09 PM #9
Originally posted by gbk:
I think I could handle about 30, though, assuming they all attacked at once. However, if they came on one at a time...


You're too fat.
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2007-12-23, 1:16 PM #10
It's a dating site!
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2007-12-23, 1:21 PM #11
Enough about the dating. This is about kicking the crap out of 5 year olds.

My strategy would involve crippling them instead of taking them down entirely. Reaching deep into the cavity of the first 5 year old and obtaining his stomach and gal bladder, I would spray stomach acid in the eyes of the other 5 year olds surrounding me. Once I ran out of stomach acid and they began swarming me, I'd stomp on the gal bladder, releasing a horrific smell that will undoubtedly start a "who did it" argument amongst the 5 year olds, in which time I would be able to either fashion a weapon out of one of their bones, or rinse and repeat the the stomach acid technique.

How would you do it?
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2007-12-23, 1:25 PM #12
Originally posted by Axis:
It's a dating site!
[http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/MutantSith/aforbiddenlove.jpg]


.... That's the most disturbing thing I've seen all week. I hate you.
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2007-12-23, 1:30 PM #13
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Enough about the dating. This is about kicking the crap out of 5 year olds.

My strategy would involve crippling them instead of taking them down entirely. Reaching deep into the cavity of the first 5 year old and obtaining his stomach and gal bladder, I would spray stomach acid in the eyes of the other 5 year olds surrounding me. Once I ran out of stomach acid and they began swarming me, I'd stomp on the gal bladder, releasing a horrific smell that will undoubtedly start a "who did it" argument against the 5 year olds, in which time I would be able to either fashion a weapon out of one of their bones, or rinse and repeat the the stomach acid technique.

How would you do it?


too bad they'd just short-circuit the battery of your wheelchair and beat the living **** out of you.
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2007-12-23, 1:43 PM #14
24 five year olds it tells me :)
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2007-12-23, 2:29 PM #15
39. I could probably take more though. Five year olds can't fight. I would just throw them at each other.
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2007-12-23, 2:36 PM #16
Umm it seriously does just take me to a dating site
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2007-12-23, 2:59 PM #17
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Enough about the dating. This is about kicking the crap out of 5 year olds.

My strategy would involve crippling them instead of taking them down entirely. Reaching deep into the cavity of the first 5 year old and obtaining his stomach and gal bladder, I would spray stomach acid in the eyes of the other 5 year olds surrounding me. Once I ran out of stomach acid and they began swarming me, I'd stomp on the gal bladder, releasing a horrific smell that will undoubtedly start a "who did it" argument against the 5 year olds, in which time I would be able to either fashion a weapon out of one of their bones, or rinse and repeat the the stomach acid technique.

How would you do it?


Stomp on them with your wheels?

And yes, it too takes me to a dating site.
nope.
2007-12-23, 3:28 PM #18
Type in the url in the title.
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2007-12-23, 3:30 PM #19
22
2007-12-23, 3:34 PM #20
36 five year olds. Six years of judo should allow me to hurl the little buggers.
2007-12-23, 3:35 PM #21
Possible techniques;

  • Kicks are for ribs
    One or two good kicks to the ribs should bring them down, for good.
  • Foot + head =
    Kick the little bastards in the head. One should do it. Aim for the nose.
  • Cluberella
    Use one of the previous two methods, then pick it up by the feet and swing and/or throw it at the other kids.
  • Kung-foo
    Karate-chops to the neck. You should be able to do this while running. Clothes-lining should work OK too.
  • V is for Victory
    Wait for them to get close enough, then jab 'em in the eyes, but remember, watch out for the teeth.
  • Its the safest way...
    Knock their legs out from under them, then kick 'em when they're down.
  • Snap, crackle...
    Bash them in the head to stun them, then pick them up and break them over your knee. Optionally, drop them on their head afterwards.
  • ...Pop
    Kick their knees in. Kinda hard for the little snot to fight back when it can't walk.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2007-12-23, 3:40 PM #22
27 five year olds.
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2007-12-23, 4:14 PM #23
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I laughed for 10 minutes straight when they talked about this on Diggnation.


I liked their conversation about animatronics more. :P

And 22 five-year-olds.
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2007-12-23, 4:44 PM #24
26
Cordially,
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2007-12-23, 7:23 PM #25
I got 13.
2007-12-23, 8:31 PM #26
I got 32
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2007-12-24, 6:16 AM #27
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2007-12-24, 8:58 AM #28
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