Hey,

I thought i'd make a thread about this. I'm going to a class reunion in an hour. I never liked the class, so i've thought of ways to spoil their night.

A) Rent a ferrari and a suit, go there and drink something expensive, tell brag about my success in life, spit them in the eye (not literally), give them the image that i'm a rich pig, then go to home, and cry myself to sleep, being my own poor self.

B) Go there totally wasted, act like an ***, blame them for ruining my life and give them the image that i'm an alcoholic, who's gone DEEP to the bottom.

C) Be my normal self, let them know that i still hate them.

D) Don't go.

A) but yes literally.

I voted for option B. I think its the best bang for your buck. You will have a good time since your drunk and everyone loves drama.

where is option E?

E) Go there, find the girl you were friends with before and well 'at ease' those years of sexual tension. Girls are easy to hook up with when you haven't seen them for along time and you have not violated their trust in the time that you knew them. This works I have done it many times and I am in shock every time too.

Nice, the thing is, i'm dating with the perfect girl. No need for those slacky whores my class had.

Ok, i'm going now. A little better than usual clothes, and an expensive bottle of whiskey, i'll inform you tomorrow how the night went. I might also go get a 12-pack of beer.

Aw, no 360 Modena? Hmph.

B) Be your normal self.

I went to mine, it was totally boring. Practically everyone was just like they were in High School. Waste of time. This was a 10-year reunion. I won't go to the next one.

spe we have missed you

I didn't go to my 10 year or my 20 year reunions.

Should have gone with A.

Well i went there, without the ferrari though, and seems like most of them are still studying. And me, a company owner.

They were jealous about my incomes.
Success.
Now i'm drunk. Going to cry myself to sleep now.

Yes we have.

LOL