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2008-01-01, 5:39 PM #1

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this may take some time but bare with me.

wikipedia has:

Roman Empire

* Rome acknowledges Cunobelinus, King of the Catuvellauni, as King of Britain.
* The Germanic Tribes of Cimbri and Charydes send ambassadors to Rome.
* Gnaeus Cornelius Cinna Magnus and Lucius Valerius Messalla Volesus (or Gaius Ateius Capito) become Roman consuls.
* Tiberius conquers Germania Inferior.
* Agrippina the Elder marries Germanicus, her second cousin.
* Livilla marries Drusus Julius Caesar, Tiberius's son.
* Polycharmus Azenius becomes Archon of Athens.

China

* Emperor Ping of Han is assassinated. Grand Empress Dowager Wang appoints Wang Mang as acting emperor of Han until a suitable successor is found to replace the childless Ping.

Births

* Julia, daughter of Julius Caesar Drusus and Livilla (d. 43).
* Drusilla of Mauretania.
* Ruzi Ying, great-grandson of Emperor Xuan of Han, Emperor of China (d. 25).
* Yin Lihua, Empress of China (d. 64).
* Saint Paul (approximate date).

Deaths

* Ping of Han, Emperor of China (born 14 BC) is assassinated (presumably poisoned) on the orders of Wang Mang.

tl;dr version: ping of han replaced by wang mang

now theres about a dozen so we need about 1991 to go

2008-01-01, 5:53 PM #2

Warlockmish

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I thought mock threads weren't allowed.

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2008-01-01, 5:54 PM #3

Mort-Hog

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I thought your face wasn't allowed.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2008-01-01, 5:55 PM #4

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this is a history educational thread asscake

2008-01-01, 5:56 PM #5

SoldierSnoop

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Mary was pregnant with little baby jesus!

2008-01-01, 5:59 PM #6

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actually i believe jesus turned 5 so no

-jesusus 5th bday

2008-01-01, 6:02 PM #7

Tibby

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BC or AD?

2008-01-01, 6:08 PM #8

Warlockmish

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I'm offended you use the terms "BC" and "AD."

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2008-01-01, 6:11 PM #9

The MAZZTer

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I'm offended that you're offended. Yet you still keep on being offended.

2008-01-01, 6:11 PM #10

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Quit being panzies

2008-01-01, 6:13 PM #11

Baconfish

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Lets be PE Nazis instead!

nope.

2008-01-01, 6:57 PM #12

SoldierSnoop

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I thought jesus was actually born around 6 AD... thats what I learned in theology through my rigors of all catholic school upbringing...

2008-01-01, 9:10 PM #13

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

Lets be PE Nazis instead!

ve have vays of making you play dodgeball dr jones

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-01-02, 4:02 AM #14

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

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"Wang Mang"

That is the most badass name on the planet. :colbert:

My blawgh.

2008-01-02, 6:52 AM #15

Roger Spruce

no title at all

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Jesus was born in 7.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2008-01-02, 8:34 AM #16

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fine then it must have been santa that was born on 0 because thstd why he comes at christmassd

2008-01-02, 1:03 PM #17

Baconfish

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

ve have vays of making you play dodgeball dr jones

nope.

2008-01-03, 9:34 AM #18

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also dr jones is pretty much the greatest song ever recorded

2008-01-03, 11:09 AM #19

Grismath

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Good job, septic. You posted all the events on Wikipedia for 5 AD. Now I can't find anything (conveniently). :argh:

5 AD is 955 in the Berber calendar!

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-01-03, 3:34 PM #20

Warlockmish

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you're a berber

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