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Imagine your favourite president

2008-01-01, 11:29 PM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Its an excuse to post pics.

Who deserves to command the most powerful country in the world?
(I'm bored).

My options:

(1st one is an awesome choice, only brits will know him though) :awesome:

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Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-01-01, 11:46 PM #2

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

2008-01-02, 12:24 AM #3

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

[http://www.mtv.com/content/music/best_of/2006/images/flipbook/lil_jon/67_brian_appio.jpg]

2008-01-02, 1:02 AM #4

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

... For once I must agree. Walken for the win.

I'd totally vote for John Stewart and Stephen Colbert if they ran though.

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand

2008-01-02, 1:14 AM #5

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Impossible to corrupt, impossible to buy out because he's like ten orders of magnitude richer than anyone who may try to do so.
[http://media.canada.com/cfe7ac49-e090-4323-a853-83766709cd57/gates_reut_042507.jpg]

[http://media.canada.com/cfe7ac49-e090-4323-a853-83766709cd57/gates_reut_042507.jpg]

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-01-02, 1:34 AM #6

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Anderson Cooper.

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2008-01-02, 6:13 AM #7

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

me, spe

2008-01-02, 6:17 AM #8

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:

Anderson Cooper.

Agreed.

2008-01-02, 6:32 AM #9

SoldierSnoop

Banned

Posts: 375

i knew it was cw before the rest of his forehead loaded

anderson cooper... what? he is about as intimidating as a legless puppy.

2008-01-02, 6:50 AM #10

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

America...because our presidents have to be intimidating.

2008-01-02, 6:59 AM #11

Andrew L

For a good time, call 555-3985

Posts: 916

[http://dominiek.be/wp-content/Vierundzwanzig_9327/bauer2.jpg]

(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
discord.me/jediknightdarkforces2

2008-01-02, 7:14 AM #12

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by Emon:

Actually, I just read some article about a month ago, some other guy (owns all kinda crap) in america just surpassed gates in networth by some rediculous amount.

edit: isnt that gates? (he does look like his usual turtle-like self...)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-01-02, 7:46 AM #13

Duo Maxwell

Grave Robber, Thread Killer

Posts: 686

I was going to post a picture of Hitler but then I noticed Mr T was in the first post and I couldn't disgrace my T-God by putting Hitler in the same thread.

Attachment: 18169/FM289~Bender-Posters.jpg (54,301 bytes)

2008-01-02, 8:28 AM #14

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

[http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_begins_filmtv/3.jpg]

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-02, 8:53 AM #15

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Futurama_nixons_head.png]

<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.

2008-01-02, 10:42 AM #16

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Originally posted by Anovis:

America...because our presidents have to be intimidating.

You know it's incredibly unfortunately true.

Then again, I must ask.... What the hell is intimidating about Bush? Cheney is another story. But Bush? He's not intimidating... He looks like a lost child sometimes.

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand

2008-01-02, 11:13 AM #17

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-01-02, 11:32 AM #18

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Attachment: 18171/jesus12.jpg (37,466 bytes)

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-01-02, 11:38 AM #19

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Cast your vote for the Carpenter.

2008-01-02, 12:24 PM #20

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

http://www.walken2008.com/
I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is Walken in '08.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-01-02, 1:21 PM #21

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

[http://uk.gizmodo.com/jeremy%20clarkson.jpg]

nope.

2008-01-02, 1:44 PM #22

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Jesus looks so weird in that pic.

2008-01-02, 2:18 PM #23

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I blame plastic surgery, the guy's like MJ now for God's sake.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-01-02, 2:44 PM #24

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

Hard win.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2008-01-02, 3:17 PM #25

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I don't even know who that is.

:colbert:

nope.

2008-01-02, 3:25 PM #26

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Originally posted by Baconfish:

I don't even know who that is.

:colbert:

Don't feel bad, I had to check the image name and look him up on Wikipedia.

2008-01-02, 11:37 PM #27

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Clarkson is an awesome choice.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-01-03, 9:46 AM #28

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

lol he always says he will change things "when he comes to power" anyway

2008-01-03, 9:51 AM #29

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

lol

2008-01-03, 10:09 AM #30

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

moneyl•lie

2008-01-03, 1:09 PM #31

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Clarkson is an awesome choice.

[http://berglovespizza.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/kelly-clarkson-never-again.jpg]

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-03, 2:33 PM #32

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Vote: NO! for hawt female presidents.

Or any female presidents for that matter...

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-01-03, 2:36 PM #33

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Pfft, the closest thing to a hot politician I've seen is Robin Cook.

nope.

2008-01-03, 4:58 PM #34

gbk

Posts: 10,562

[http://opticaldynamics.com/~gbk/elmo.jpg]

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-01-03, 5:12 PM #35

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

http://www.walken2008.com/

D E A T H

2008-01-03, 5:31 PM #36

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

http://walken2008.ytmnd.com/

nope.

2008-01-03, 5:47 PM #37

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Heeeeeeeey that's my ytmnd. lawlz. I forgot about that.

Think while it's still legal.

2008-01-03, 5:50 PM #38

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I was waiting for you to post.

nope.

2008-01-03, 6:01 PM #39

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

[http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8607/chinmorphxz1.gif]

Lol?

D E A T H

2008-01-03, 6:09 PM #40

TSM_Bguitar

Registered User

Posts: 862