So, I've lived in Las Vegas my whole life, but have always been the good Christian kid that didn't screw up his life by falling in with the wrong crowds. Tonight, though, a friend of mines band was playing downtown so I went to support him (with some other church friends) and his rich uncle had rented out a 10,000 square foot suite in the Palms. We had a lot of time to kill before the after party started (11:00 PM) so we walked around downtown Las Vegas and collected free shiny stuff, and admired all the amazing neon lights. It seriously looked like it was noon, but no, it was just the intensity of all the lights down the street.

The after party was also interesting, since it was my first and probably only party of that caliber. Lots of drinking, and smoking, and hookah... Me and my friends kinda hung out in our own corners, occasionally meeting some very drunk people that were lost in the giant suite. There was a lot of ridiculously extravagant stuff there... like the kind of things I've seen on MTV and been like "What kind of person lives in such extravagance? That's just silly!"

So... I guess... post whatever. I just had to make a post about my incredibly fun "Las Vegas" experience, although I'm sure I didn't get it all since I don't drink, or smoke, or chew, or run with girls that do.

Oh, and there was a wall signed by all the people that had stayed in the suite, and George Clooney's note read "Guys, if you can't get laid with a room like this, you fail." Twas amusing.

So I'm assuming you failed?

That sounds like it would have been a fun party, even sans vices!

Story needs more hookers

You live in vegas and don't party?

Christ I wish I could've switched places with you for 1/2 my life. Partying in Vegas while you grew up would have to be epic.

I haven't been, but it's one of my goals.

I've been to Caesars Palace many times. <_< >_>


Very painful experiences.


Whoever gets the reference above gets a cookie.

My brother got married at the Bellagio 3 1/2 years ago. It was epic. I got there on a Thursday afternoon and spent just about the entire four days drinking and partying. It was awesome.

I've been 5 or 6 times. I've only been once since turning 21 (I went this past August), which was about a million times more fun. I've stayed at the Monte Carlo, Luxor, Mirage, Flamingo, and Bally's (horrible, horrible place),

tl;dr the sky wizard will strike you down for being degenerate

Greatest trip in my life, well second to Italy trip, was going to Vegas this past year for the first weekend of March Madness. Just so much fun.

You live in vegas, and it was your first time downtown!?! Did you just get out of a Fallout Shelter. Wow Man, to each his own and drinking isn't evil or w/e if a girl drinks chances are she's your typical drunk chick game, but there are intellectual ones (and by that I don't mean fat chicks who make up with personality...). You should be out every other weekend living it up. **** won't cost you a dime since you don't drink!!! I love vegas man, I love staring at high rollers and the woman they attract, the go-go dancers, the lights, the rude **** crammed into every casino. There are lows, like the 90 y/o woman with at nickel slots. Go see a Circe de Soile!!!!!! AMAZING! Or the Blue Man Group. INSANE!!!! Don't be the guy that hangs out in a corner at a big party, meet people, don't judge by their appearance or if they smoke. Trust me you will most likely realize (as I have) that these things don't make bad people, its almost... the opposite?

Vegas is epic. Anything can happen. My parents had me stay at the hotel and told me to go down to the children's center of the hotel at 8 when they opened. I got lost and ended up outside, asked people where the children's center was, and somehow ended up 4 blocks over, and onto the strip. I wandered the strip, found myself pulling some old lady's slots and her giving me 20 dollars, then met this large black wo/man who asked me where he/r's car was parked. Then I went back to the hotel and took a sip out of one of the mini bottles of alcohol in the fridge and then passed out. I was 12 or 13.

You didn't hookah?

I didn't like Vegas - but then again I went at the time of year that it was 125409ºF.

Oh, but it's a dry heat

(seriously though, I'd take 100F over 80F with 90% humidity any day)

Tru dat.

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Vegas had the three things I really dislike: people, lots of noise, and bright lights. >_>