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Primary cause of global warming?
2008-01-07, 12:53 PM #1
ITT we find out THE TRUTH

Al Gore
[http://blogs.venturacountystar.com/vcs/dennert/archives/051031_Gore.jpg]
Quote:

Al Gore was once Vice President of the United States, and once Not President of the United States, after which he filmed himself giving a PowerPoint presentation called "An Inconvenient Truth." Liberals believe that Al Gore caused global warming.

Volcanoes
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Conservatives believe that Al Gore is a charlatan and global warming is actually caused by volcanoes. This is more likely as volcanoes are considerably warmer to the touch than Al Gore.
2008-01-07, 12:55 PM #2
it's definitely Al Gore. That "b" word.
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2008-01-07, 12:58 PM #3
When Al Gore eats mexican food, new volcanoes are born.
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2008-01-07, 1:22 PM #4
Al Gore's got nothin' on Vulcan.
2008-01-07, 1:31 PM #5
Al Gore's guilty.....
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2008-01-07, 1:50 PM #6
Further proof that Al Gore is a charlatan: The picture behind Al Gore is blue, which we all know to be a cold color. The picture of the volcano contains red, orange and yellow, universally acknowledged hot colors.

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2008-01-07, 1:53 PM #7
The world's temperature has risen and fallen on its own throughout time.

But humans are accelerating it.
2008-01-07, 2:04 PM #8
Woo hoo! dv/dt for the win.
2008-01-07, 2:11 PM #9
Al Gore with all the hot air he's spewing about global warming, obviously.
Pissed Off?
2008-01-07, 3:01 PM #10
Al Gore. [I'm too tired to make a joke]
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2008-01-07, 3:21 PM #11
Originally posted by Avenger:
Al Gore with all the hot air he's spewing about global warming, obviously.


OUT
2008-01-07, 3:24 PM #12
Why isn't there an option for "Intelligent Design?"
2008-01-07, 3:26 PM #13
Originally posted by Avenger:
Al Gore with all the hot air he's spewing about global warming, obviously.


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2008-01-07, 3:26 PM #14
cows
Back again
2008-01-07, 3:30 PM #15
Mb.

I like Gore and Volcanos.
nope.
2008-01-07, 3:32 PM #16
Gore, Spews out enough hot air to warm 3 earths.
(Edit-Beaten)
2008-01-07, 4:42 PM #17
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
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GET OUT
2008-01-07, 4:42 PM #18
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Gore, Spews out enough hot air to warm 3 earths.
(Edit-Beaten)


YOU TOO

JESUS ****
2008-01-07, 4:46 PM #19
****waffle
2008-01-07, 4:47 PM #20
Global warming is caused by [name of hot supermodel here], because they are so hot.
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2008-01-07, 5:02 PM #21
Cow farts.
2008-01-07, 5:02 PM #22
Al Gore....
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2008-01-07, 5:05 PM #23
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2008-01-07, 5:08 PM #24
Hey manbearpig is serious stuff

Back again
2008-01-07, 5:27 PM #25
Originally posted by Axis:
Cow farts.


It's actually burps
Pissed Off?
2008-01-07, 5:48 PM #26
It's really caused by Tipper Gore.

This cannot be denied.
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2008-01-07, 5:51 PM #27
Whatever the cause, I think the world would be a better place if Gore kept his yapper shut.
2008-01-07, 6:23 PM #28
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Whatever the cause, I think the world would be a better place if Gore kept his yapper shut.


Jesus Christ get out of my thread what is wrong with you

You horrible poster
2008-01-07, 6:24 PM #29
*hugs thrawn#*
nope.
2008-01-08, 12:49 PM #30
Goar got screwed out of the election last time, so i feel pretty sorry for him.......
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2008-01-08, 12:59 PM #31
"It doesn't look like he has any friends. I feel kinda sorry for him."
2008-01-08, 1:30 PM #32
Chuck Norris.
:master::master::master:
2008-01-08, 2:44 PM #33
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;886570']Jesus Christ get out of my thread what is wrong with you

You horrible poster


Sorry I don't follow the Cult of Manbearpig.

:P
2008-01-08, 4:33 PM #34
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Sorry I don't follow the Cult of Manbearpig.

:P


You id*ot I would have said the same if you posted about stopping greenhouse gases this is about you coming in this thread with your political bull**** when it is for posting things that are FUNNY

Christ almighty
2008-01-08, 4:44 PM #35
I think it's pretty obvious everyone in this thread is joking around. If I wanted to make it political, I would have posted an actual argument. :colbert:
2008-01-08, 5:00 PM #36
I hope you die
2008-01-10, 8:08 AM #37
Both answers are wrong... It's pretty clear that it's politicians in general are the main source of hot air, and people are giving Al Gore too much credit.

Is it any coincidence that election years are warmer than others? Right now, RIGHT as the primaries are starting up, suddenly we have ridiculously warm temperatures over in the primary areas for EARLY JANUARY. So right now, our sources of global warming being people like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Mike Huckabee, John McCain, Mike Gravel, Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich, Rudi Guilianni, John Edwards, and Mitt Romney.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2008-01-10, 8:16 AM #38
Yes Thrawn, everybody knows that volcanoes are the cause of Al Gore. Next.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-01-10, 8:44 AM #39
Mr Vice President! Mr Vice President! Somebody bought a copy of your book!

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2008-01-10, 9:21 AM #40
If you look at Al Gore under an infared scope... hes so light that it will scar your retinas in just a fraction of a second.
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