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So, I have two things to do this year...

2008-01-07, 10:09 PM #1

Outlaw Torn

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I plan to make it on and compete on two shows. One of them, is Jeopardy. My inlaws keep telling me to do it and this year, I plan to.

The other show, is American Gladiators. I'm actually in the process of getting back into shape and we shall see how that goes. So, if I make it on any of these, how many people will watch?

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-01-07, 10:14 PM #2

Spook

-eeeee

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If you are on American Gladiators I will probably name one of my daughters after you.

Make sure and mention massassi.

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2008-01-07, 11:08 PM #3

Avenger

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Seconded.

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2008-01-08, 1:03 AM #4

Martin_W

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I would definitely watch Gladiators. That show is boss.

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2008-01-08, 1:23 AM #5

JediKirby

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Get a fake Massassi Tattoo right before the American Gladiators show.

Also, if you absolutely don't know the answer to the question on Jeopardy, write "I'm Jepman."

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2008-01-08, 1:56 AM #6

Avenger

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In the form of a question, Kirby. Gosh!

Who/What is Jepman?

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2008-01-08, 6:21 AM #7

happydud

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One cannot be told what the Jepman is, one must see it for themselves.

Also: We just watched the first ep of American Gladiator last night.

I'm CONFIDENT you could do better than some of those pansies.

(If you're interested in actually getting into shape, as opposed to LOOKING in shape, I highly recommend you check out [url]www.crossfit.com[/url])

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2008-01-08, 7:05 AM #8

Aesiriia

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The answer is really "I'm Jepman?"

2008-01-08, 7:53 AM #9

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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The answer is within Jepman.

2008-01-08, 8:20 AM #10

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

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Hell yeah. Both of those shows rock.

2008-01-08, 9:01 AM #11

Aglar

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I wonder how many people have been on both of those shows.

Good luck.

2008-01-08, 9:34 AM #12

Jep

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2008-01-08, 10:09 AM #13

Ruthven

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Outlaw must be a BIG fella. D:

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2008-01-08, 10:55 AM #14

Outlaw Torn

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5'11" and 265lbs. I'm mostly working on getting down to 220 and toning my body. Happydud, that crossfit stuff looks to be what I need. Thanks.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-01-08, 11:01 AM #15

Jep

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Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

5'11" and 265lbs. I'm mostly working on getting down to 220 and toning my body. Happydud, that crossfit stuff looks to be what I need. Thanks.

I used to be that (well 6' and 270lbs) I now weight around 225lbs, and was at me lowest at 215lbs before christmas. Its doable, just make sure to watch what you eat too. Exercise is only a fraction of the solution!

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2008-01-08, 12:07 PM #16

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

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I don't think you can get on gladiators at 220. Militia and Wolf are 220-225, and the contestants have to be smaller than the gladiators.

2008-01-08, 12:19 PM #17

fishstickz

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It's going to be embarrassing to you when I beat you in front of all the Massassians on Jeopardy.

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2008-01-08, 1:53 PM #18

happydud

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Outlaw Torn - shoot me an IM tonight if you can (pretty sure you have my contact info), I can tell you more about it, give you some coaching, try to hook you up with some locals, etc.

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2008-01-08, 2:22 PM #19

JediKirby

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Remember my Jeopardy thread that everyone ruined?

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2008-01-08, 2:28 PM #20

Emon

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dud I would suggest you go on American Gladiators but they probably disqualify for breaking ribs...

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2008-01-08, 6:14 PM #21

Warlockmish

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

Remember my Jeopardy thread that everyone ruined?

I read that as Jeparty.

Back again

2008-01-08, 6:21 PM #22

JediKirby

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That's actually what I called it :-D

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2008-01-09, 2:49 PM #23

Baconfish

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2008-01-09, 2:52 PM #24

NoESC

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2008-01-09, 3:43 PM #25

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Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

The other show, is American Gladiators. I'm actually in the process of getting back into shape and we shall see how that goes. So, if I make it on any of these, how many people will watch?

DO IT!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.