Help me Massassi, you're my only hope.

Short story:
I need to find a lighter in the form of a horse where the flame comes out of its nostrils.

Long story:
I was watching Batman Begins with my girlfriend. By the end you see Scarecrow riding on a horse with flaming nostrils and she said "Oooooh <3, I a want horsey just like that!" and I said "No problem honey, I'll get you one." and she said "Yeah, sure, as if you can do that."
I thought it should be easy to find a lighter that looks like that horse, but my googlings so far have been fruitless. So, perhaps some Massassian has seen such a lighter or knows where to get one?

Or do you have any other idea how I should go about getting her a horse with flaming nostrils?

Depends; does the horse have to be alive afterward?

your gf smokes? thats hawt.

[edit: i was gonna say... she smokes? she must be hot!... but i didnt]

Good luck finding that :s

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I gotta wonder how one pronounces <3

"Oooooohh leftpointything-three!"

Wouldn't it be "Space is less than three!"?

since... you know... it's a less than sign... and it's preceded by a space.... yeah...

I thought it would be read 'I am less than three' since most people say I <3 something... you dont read spaces... otherwise i just typed 'youspacedontspacereadspacespacesdotdotdot'

Anyways... I will see what I can find, I'm a sort of lighter enthusiast myself.

Well, she's trying to quit smoking so this lighter would actually be just used ornamentally...

And I used the <3 to illustrate how much she loved the horse, as massassi is lacking an apropriate heart-icon. But we do sometimes say "I less than three you!"

I managed to find a couple of options for you from a google search. the site appears to be wholesale so you might be forced into buying a box of them, but at least it is one option for you. Here ya go. There appear to be 2 options for you on that search result page where the flames come out of a hole by the nose/mouth. But its the best I could find.

You could always consider making one out of a real lighter plus some flame-resistant something horse head.

Then you can post it to slashdot or Engadget or something.

Yeah I think you should find a lightweight metal horse head and work a butane lighter (they make small round ones) into it. Wouldn't really be that hard... but be sure to ask yourself... 'is she worth it?'

Freaks

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<3

Haha, my ex printed a label at work for me that said the words "I less than three you" rather than using the symbols.

I'm working in a shop that sells all kinds of smoking paraphernalia. I'll take a look at the wholesale catalogues tomorrow. I can't recall seeing anything like it, but there's a lot, so you never know, haha.

So post one of you chewey

Ok!

Here's my chewie-bobblehead pic.

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