Well, lessee, last night my hot water heater cracked and leaked a bunch of water everywhere. It's replaced now.
Last week, the water line from the meter to my house broke, spilling thousands of gallons into the street before I found out and shut the water off.
Week before that, a valve broke in the shower and I stripped out part of it trying to fix it myself, so I had to call a plumber for that one too.
Last week, the water line from the meter to my house broke, spilling thousands of gallons into the street before I found out and shut the water off.
Week before that, a valve broke in the shower and I stripped out part of it trying to fix it myself, so I had to call a plumber for that one too.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."