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The chronicles of a sausage.
2008-01-12, 12:37 PM #1
Physical sausage acquired.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw1.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw2.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw4.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw5.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw6.jpg]
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2008-01-12, 12:38 PM #2
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw6-1.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw7.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw8.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw9.jpg]



[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/saw10.jpg]



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2008-01-12, 12:39 PM #3
They make those out of intestines, you know!
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2008-01-12, 12:39 PM #4
You tackle the sausage from both ends?

interesting...
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2008-01-12, 12:50 PM #5
Originally posted by Detty:
You tackle the sausage from both ends?


Well, a lot of ladies do.
2008-01-12, 12:52 PM #6
what the ****.

seriously.

what the ****.
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2008-01-12, 12:56 PM #7
Ketchup is not for putting on sausages you silly person. Sausages go much better with mustard (preferably Dijon or honey mustard). Or maple syrup if its a breakfast sausage.

Unless you're one of those gross people who puts ketchup on everything, like eggs, or grilled cheese, etc. Then there is no hope for you.
Stuff
2008-01-12, 1:04 PM #8
Why the heck did you throw the last piece away?
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2008-01-12, 1:17 PM #9
Why the heck do you use maple syrup on sausages?

Also, +1 for tomato sauce and sausages.
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2008-01-12, 1:46 PM #10
HP brown sauce with sausages...
2008-01-12, 2:33 PM #11
This was one fo the collest thing ive ever see, you must have been totally board, but there ya go. I loved every second of it, and now im totally hungry. I WILL say this tho, nothing is better on sausage thatn butter. You Sasuage and butter, ther is a party, you dont even need to bring a date rape drug to get some, you have you sausage and the butter ; )
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2008-01-12, 2:47 PM #12
Originally posted by - Tony -:
Why the heck do you use maple syrup on sausages?

Also, +1 for tomato sauce and sausages.


breakfast sausages. its delish.

personally i'm a stadium mustard and sausage kinda guy.

unless its italian sausage, then grilled onion, tomato sauce and provolone for the win.
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2008-01-12, 2:53 PM #13
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
I WILL say this tho, nothing is better on sausage thatn butter. You Sasuage and butter, ther is a party, you dont even need to bring a date rape drug to get some, you have you sausage and the butter ; )


what.
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2008-01-12, 3:13 PM #14
yessssssssssss
2008-01-12, 3:30 PM #15
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
This was one fo the collest thing ive ever see, you must have been totally board, but there ya go. I loved every second of it, and now im totally hungry. I WILL say this tho, nothing is better on sausage thatn butter. You Sasuage and butter, ther is a party, you dont even need to bring a date rape drug to get some, you have you sausage and the butter ; )

:psyduck:
2008-01-12, 4:15 PM #16
Originally posted by kyle90:
Unless you're one of those gross people who puts ketchup on everything, like eggs, or grilled cheese, etc. Then there is no hope for you.

I understand and respect your liking for various forms of mustard on sausage, but there is nothing wrong with ketchup, either. It's fine on eggs, and great on an omelet, though I've not heard of putting it on grilled cheese.
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2008-01-12, 4:27 PM #17
Originally posted by Ford:
breakfast sausages. its delish.

personally i'm a stadium mustard and sausage kinda guy.

unless its italian sausage, then grilled onion, tomato sauce and provolone for the win.


How does a breakfast sausage differ from any other sausage?

:psyduck:
nope.
2008-01-12, 4:37 PM #18
Originally posted by Emon:
I understand and respect your liking for various forms of mustard on sausage, but there is nothing wrong with ketchup, either. It's fine on eggs, and great on an omelet, though I've not heard of putting it on grilled cheese.


Some people put it on macaroni and cheese too, believe it or not. :gonk:

When I protest they invariably claim "it's just like spaghetti!". NO ITS NOT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Stuff
2008-01-12, 4:41 PM #19
I don't want to see how the sausage's chronicles continue...
2008-01-12, 4:45 PM #20
Originally posted by kyle90:
Some people put it on macaroni and cheese too, believe it or not. :gonk:

When I protest they invariably claim "it's just like spaghetti!". NO ITS NOT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.


I know such a person. she sickens me. always with the ketchup.. on everything.
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2008-01-12, 5:13 PM #21
what i put on sausage depends...

a breakfast sausage... yes maple syrup i'll even buy maple flavored sausages and dip them in syrup

smoked sausage... mustard... i prefer brown mustard over yellow (yellow is for hot dogs and bologna)

bratwurst... sauerkraut or if sauerkraut is not an available option stone ground mustard

polish sausage... sauerkraut... if sauerkraut is not an available option i don't eat it

italian sausage... not much of an italian sausage guy except on pizza
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2008-01-12, 5:14 PM #22
I despise mustard.
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2008-01-12, 5:17 PM #23
Originally posted by kyle90:
Some people put it on macaroni and cheese too, believe it or not. :gonk:

When I protest they invariably claim "it's just like spaghetti!". NO ITS NOT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.


are they still in high school? i swear the spaghetti at school was overcooked pasta with ketchup
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2008-01-12, 5:18 PM #24
I love dipping Grilled Cheese into ketchup. I don't know how else you'd have it?

I also like putting a slice of tomato on my grilled cheese before putting on the other piece of toast.
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2008-01-12, 5:21 PM #25
no you dip it in tomato soup! NOT KETCHUP.
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2008-01-12, 6:27 PM #26
I put ketchup in mac 'n cheese. Also, I can enhance pretty much anything by adding ranch dressing. In fact, I have some on my potatoes right now.
2008-01-12, 7:04 PM #27
Originally posted by Baconfish:
How does a breakfast sausage differ from any other sausage?

:psyduck:


From what I can tell, a breakfast sausage is not smoked like a regular sausage. Some come with seasonings and flavors, such as adding a dash of maple syrup in them (thus allowing them to be quite compatible to be eaten with maple syrup.)

Originally posted by Anovis:
I don't want to see how the sausage's chronicles continue...


Yes you do.
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2008-01-13, 5:44 AM #28
Breakfast sausage... no syrup, no ketchup, definitely no mustard. No contaminants - Just plain sausage goodness.
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2008-01-13, 5:50 AM #29
NO SYRUP
NO KETCHUP
NO MUSTARD
SAUSAGE ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
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2008-01-13, 6:30 AM #30
Originally posted by kyle90:
Unless you're one of those gross people who puts ketchup on everything, like eggs, or grilled cheese, etc. Then there is no hope for you.


This practice of putting ketchup on all breakfast items is a disgusting habit that should be outlawed.
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2008-01-13, 6:31 AM #31
Originally posted by Gettleburger:
This practice of putting ketchup on all breakfast items is a disgusting habit that should be outlawed.


+1

Nasty.
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2008-01-13, 6:53 AM #32
It's all about eating fancy sausages with all sorts of herbs inside them and without sullying them with horrific overpowered sauces.
Cumberland sausages (cooked with thyme)... Toulouse sausages... Boerewors... *drools*
2008-01-13, 8:12 AM #33
Is that.. ketchup? Nasty!
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2008-01-13, 9:46 AM #34
Lorne Sausage Pls.
nope.
2008-01-13, 10:25 AM #35
excuse me
excuse me
Bacon > sausage
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2008-01-13, 10:42 AM #36
TRUE.
nope.

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