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Who knew it was so involved? (Adult subject matter)
2008-01-14, 4:26 PM #1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus

Of particular interest:

Taoism

Although not spoken of openly in Western society until recently, cunnilingus is accorded a revered place in Chinese Taoism. This is because the aim of Taoism is to achieve immortality, or at least longevity, and the loss of semen, vaginal, and other bodily liquids is believed to bring about a corresponding loss of vitality. Conversely, by either semen retention or ingesting the secretions from the vagina, a male or female can conserve and increase his/her ch'i, or original vital breath.


In case anyone's wondering, I looked it up because of this.
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2008-01-14, 4:27 PM #2
I think I'll pass on the consumption part myself.
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2008-01-14, 4:37 PM #3
There is nothing vital about the breath you'll be conserving by doing any of that.
2008-01-14, 4:47 PM #4
Common baby, its good for your breath.
2008-01-15, 2:29 AM #5
So I should be eating it, not flushing it...
2008-01-15, 3:55 AM #6
Quote:
Cunnilingus is sometimes referred to as "gelling the hair", "drinking from the red river", "drinking from the furry cup", "dining at the Y (DATY)", "licking out", "picking the daisies", "licking the peach", "going down" or "eating out", "smack clam", "munch rug", "dining at the pink taco stand"

Hahahahahaha
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2008-01-15, 5:05 AM #7
Well I'm no Taoist, but sign me up.
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2008-01-15, 11:17 AM #8
Hmm.

Do people actually have to read this to figure it our or are most people unable to gauge their success from their partner's moans?

However, quite an interesting concept, but I suppose it's not really that weird considering what Taoism is composed of.

Where is our resident Christibuddhitaoistjewpagan when we need them?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-01-15, 3:07 PM #9
That was the funniest thing ive ever read. HA HA
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2008-01-15, 4:46 PM #10
I've been busy lurking.

And other things.
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2008-01-15, 4:48 PM #11
And you question why I converted. :ninja:
Wikissassi sucks.

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