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2008-01-15, 6:20 AM #1
ya ya i know. maybe i'm getting old.

Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8
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"My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6
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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7
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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day"
Mary Ann - age 4
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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7
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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
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And the final one :
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"
2008-01-15, 6:27 AM #2
Oh MAN! This is one of those sappy middle-aged chain e-mails! Compassion? Don't get any on me!

Quote:
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7


No, it's because mommy wants to steal some of daddy's Joe, the lecherous hag! :argh:

I'd like to see the responses (if any!) that weren't judged "profound" enough to warrant mention...

Quote:
"Love is when daddy can't afford any more coke, but still wanders the streets looking for some."
Bobby - age 5


Quote:
"Love is what mommy gives to Robby, Mr. Sanders, Esteban, Francine, and Louie, but not daddy."
Suzy - age 6


Quote:
"Love is when Father Freeley says 'hi' to me every morning on the way to school with a little pat on my bum."
Larry - age 4


But seriously... my heart was warmed (slightly), but it's too cold in here for any better response.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2008-01-15, 6:37 AM #3
That just cheered me up a little, and I thank you.

Gris did not but luckily I can combat him with my giant mug of tea.
nope.
2008-01-15, 7:37 AM #4
A group of "professional people," eh? Hmm...
2008-01-15, 7:40 AM #5
________________
"Love is when daddy lets mommy put on the fake wee wee and ride him like a horse, even though it makes him cry."
Timmy - age 7
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:master::master::master:
2008-01-15, 7:44 AM #6
At least we know stat's name now.

:awesome:
nope.
2008-01-15, 7:52 AM #7
________________
"Love is in the air when mommy does a barrel roll for daddy."
- Jeppy, 23
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-01-15, 8:12 AM #8
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
Oh MAN! This is one of those sappy middle-aged chain e-mails! Compassion? Don't get any on me!

No, it's because mommy wants to steal some of daddy's Joe, the lecherous hag! :argh:


Haha that statement gave me the warm fuzzies way more than the original post did. :v:
"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

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2008-01-15, 8:36 AM #9
There's no proof these are the words of children. Someone probably made them up.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-01-15, 8:54 AM #10
"Fealty with love. Valor with honor. Disloyalty with vengeance."

Stewards say the darnedest things.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-01-15, 9:01 AM #11
:suicide:
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-01-15, 10:13 AM #12
Hey at least he took out the "FW:FW:FW:Re:FW:FW" from the title, and formatted the text

>not to
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>>look like this
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which is how this list has looked the last thirty-eight times I've seen it.
Stuff
2008-01-15, 10:55 AM #13
Im not going to lie, that was probibly the cutest thing EVER!!

Haveing siad that, ""Love is when daddy lets mommy put on the fake wee wee and ride him like a horse, even though it makes him cry."
Timmy - age 7" that was about the greatest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Warm and fuzzy? Thats the K.Y. talking.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2008-01-15, 11:07 AM #14
So I wonder what adult wrote all those "quotes".
2008-01-15, 11:35 AM #15
uhhh... hallo? mcfly. they're quotes from kids you guys. :p
2008-01-15, 12:04 PM #16
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
So I wonder what adult wrote all those "quotes".


agreed. Just like the 'hilarious quotes from actual school reports'

I refuse to believe that a four year old said 'your name is safe in their mouth'... bollocks, or that a schoolchild happened to write that magellan circumcised the globe with a 40 foot clipper.
2008-01-15, 12:49 PM #17
"Love is when daddy and mommy love each other but love other people too!" - Dave, age 37
2008-01-15, 12:58 PM #18
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
So I wonder what adult wrote all those "quotes".


TheCarpKing
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2008-01-15, 12:59 PM #19
"Love is something you share with everyone.




At least one a night."


-Free's Mom
nope.
2008-01-15, 1:21 PM #20
Originally posted by Darth Evad:
uhhh... hallo? mcfly. they're quotes from kids you guys. :p

Please tell me you're not that gullible.
2008-01-15, 2:07 PM #21
Love is when daddy Kelly gives daddy Brandon a weech awound.
Sammy, Age 14
2008-01-15, 2:09 PM #22
i'm not that gullible. lol.
2008-01-15, 6:18 PM #23
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
Oh MAN! This is one of those sappy middle-aged chain e-mails! Compassion? Don't get any on me!

No, it's because mommy wants to steal some of daddy's Joe, the lecherous hag! :argh:

I'd like to see the responses (if any!) that weren't judged "profound" enough to warrant mention...

But seriously... my heart was warmed (slightly), but it's too cold in here for any better response.

Gris, has anyone told you you're a comedic genius lately? If not, let me refresh you.

Originally posted by Jon`C:
"Love is when daddy and mommy love each other but love other people too!" - Dave, age 37

"Love is what mommy and daddy gave to everyone but me, so now I hate everyone." -Jon, age 18 :emo:
D E A T H
2008-01-15, 9:25 PM #24
"Love is what makes my daddy my uncle too!" - Yoshi, age whatever this is getting played out
2008-01-15, 9:41 PM #25
"Love is when daddy lets mommy do the last line of coke. and then they beat me with a belt and say that it hurts them more."
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2008-01-16, 10:07 PM #26
Love is when you bastards stopped killing the rest of us with these jokes.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2008-01-16, 10:27 PM #27
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Please tell me you're not that gullible.


I believe the "McFly" was in reference to Biff from Back to the Future. He, not being very intelligent, would oft say things not too bright and quite the opposite of correct.

So I believe Darth Evad was being sarcastic.

That being said...

"Love is that warm, fuzzy little feeling you get after you start Force Choking someone off of the ground, but before you press your hotkey for Force Destruction."
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2008-01-16, 11:14 PM #28
I caught the McFly but didn't think that it was sarcastic :/
2008-01-16, 11:25 PM #29
carp.
Back again
2008-01-17, 12:44 AM #30
Cute, but yea probably not real :)
/fluffle
2008-01-17, 7:10 AM #31
Originally posted by kyle90:
Hey at least he took out the "FW:FW:FW:Re:FW:FW" from the title, and formatted the text

>not to
>
>>look like this
>
>

which is how this list has looked the last thirty-eight times I've seen it.


love is reformatting before forwarding. seriously.
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2008-01-17, 12:39 PM #32
Originally posted by maevie:
love is reformatting before forwarding. seriously.

*********, yes[/b].
2008-01-17, 3:19 PM #33
Make love not babies
Back again
2008-01-17, 4:39 PM #34
Originally posted by Jon`C:
"Love is what makes my daddy my uncle too!" - Yoshi, age whatever this is getting played out

Well, I call my uncle "Dad" because he's taken care of myself, but never knew my actual biological father.

Close, but no cigar, and no you can't incite anger from me because I live in the south and you talk about incest, but nice try.
D E A T H
2008-01-17, 8:53 PM #35
yoshi, do you ever think that maybe we're running out of material? that neither of us really feel like putting in the effort to keep this going, or at least keep it interesting?

it's hard to tell you this, but... i think... maybe we should flame other people.
2008-01-17, 8:59 PM #36
Whoa whoa hey, what the **** gents? You two had better get back to catfighting or some seriously weird **** is going to go down here. I'm sure of it.

We cannot lose the stability of hatred!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-01-17, 11:39 PM #37
Originally posted by Jon`C:
yoshi, do you ever think that maybe we're running out of material? that neither of us really feel like putting in the effort to keep this going, or at least keep it interesting?

it's hard to tell you this, but... i think... maybe we should flame other people.

As much as I love hating you...I think you're right.

Damnit.
D E A T H
2008-01-18, 6:18 AM #38
Originally posted by Spook:
Whoa whoa hey, what the **** gents? You two had better get back to catfighting or some seriously weird **** is going to go down here. I'm sure of it.

We cannot lose the stability of hatred!


**** YOU!

:P
nope.

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