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2008-01-15, 7:33 PM #1
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Old? Yea. Hilarious. Oh yea.
Think while it's still legal.
2008-01-16, 6:03 AM #2
Haha, and so true.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-01-16, 6:14 AM #3
tl;dr

7th graders write HTML like that all the time.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-01-16, 8:50 AM #4
I started to read it and it made me depressed because I'll never have sex.

But I have friends, female and male, that I don't really want to sleep with.
2008-01-16, 9:01 AM #5
Haha, a lot of it is soooooooo true.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2008-01-16, 9:41 AM #6
The only female friends I have that I don't want to sleep with are married. Thats why I don't want to sleep with them. Seems to make sense to me.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-01-16, 9:47 AM #7
I imagine myself sleeping with just about any hot female I know, then go back to the Thai massage parlour.

Ooh la la.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-01-16, 9:51 AM #8
It's got pockets of truth, but assloads of lies which boil down to the fact the person who wrote it wants people to think he's has lots of sex, so much sex in fact that he was able to write a theory about it.

Fact is he's just a man from the internet.
2008-01-16, 9:53 AM #9
Very Internet indeed. But the layout still haunts me and is probably gonna rape me in my dreams.

Nightmares.

... Crap.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-01-16, 10:09 AM #10
How in the lords name could something as insanely complicated and hard to predict like love be compared to a ladder?.

Thats like explaining chaos theory with 1 pie chart and a rushed power point presentation...

and yeah that HTML is shocking.
2008-01-16, 10:30 AM #11
In all honesty, the ladder theory makes sense... People leave other people for 'better' people all the time. Because they are higher on the 'demand' ladder tha person has set.

The whole concept makes sense to me, and has many ways of applying it. That is not saying that it applies to EVERYONE, as no theory or concept ever does.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-01-16, 10:38 AM #12
Actually, that HTML isn't that bad considering how old this page is. Also, didn't we have this thread about 6 years ago?
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2008-01-16, 10:38 AM #13
brilliant work of satire
2008-01-16, 10:39 AM #14
Originally posted by Detty:
Actually, that HTML isn't that bad considering how old this page is. Also, didn't we have this thread about 6 years ago?


and 5 years ago, and 4 years ago, and
2008-01-16, 10:46 AM #15
Everybody has traditions of their own. This is just one of ours.
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2008-01-16, 10:47 AM #16
Mama...

Just killed a man

<.<
>.>

What?!

*runs*

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