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Who should I impregnate?
2008-01-19, 11:16 AM #1
Baconfish and I are getting married in a traditional Spartan ceremony. We were arguing over who is going to be the woman and carry the baby. He said I should, because I have longer hair. I said he should, because I can kick his [bum] and no man wants a woman who can kick his [bum]. He said he'd rather that than childbirth. I said Touche.

Then we decided I could use my ninjaskills to implant an egg (note- not a female egg, but like.. a reptile egg) into a host to carry the baby to term/serve as a first meal. I approve of this skill. I can use my skills to ninja into someone's urethra and implant the egg undetected, but I need to decide on a host.

So without further adieu, Massassi. CHOOSE.
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2008-01-19, 11:18 AM #2
By Traditional we meant a tartan/plaid spartan clad ceremony.

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nope.
2008-01-19, 11:19 AM #3
By Traditional we mean I'm going to kick your freaking [bum].

edit- also: <Baconfish> to be fair mb might not notice hes pregnant all of a sudden >.>
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2008-01-19, 11:20 AM #4
At least I'm not German.
nope.
2008-01-19, 11:22 AM #5
F*CK YEAH LANDFISH
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-01-19, 11:22 AM #6
pfft, now everyone votes landfish.
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2008-01-19, 11:31 AM #7
Ahem.
D E A T H
2008-01-19, 11:59 AM #8
Yoshi, he's the most intelligent without 'splosion person on there. I wouldn't want you guys to have a retarded baby.

And MB's fat, so would you really want a FAT baby?
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2008-01-19, 12:04 PM #9
Originally posted by NoESC:
F*CK YEAH LANDFISH


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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-01-19, 12:04 PM #10
Obviously the correct answer is Arnold Schwarzenegger
Stuff
2008-01-19, 12:49 PM #11
Originally posted by NoESC:
F*CK YEAH LANDFISH


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2008-01-19, 12:55 PM #12
Dj Yoshi, because I think carrying a baby to term will interject meaning and significance into his life.
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2008-01-19, 1:26 PM #13
Jepman. But I picked TE, as he's obviously a bottom.
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2008-01-19, 2:12 PM #14
If you were a real ninja, you'd implant that egg in a woman. Why? Sure, you'd get mad props for ninja-ing an egg in a guy, but you're not seeing past instant fame here. When the guy looks pregnant, you'll have teams of scientists and crap swooping down on him and screwing everything up. Put it in a woman, and no one will suspect -- test all they want, but at least they can only suspect so much.

With that said, you should make a new pole with female Massassians instead.
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2008-01-19, 3:44 PM #15
Keep in mind, by "egg" I don't mean one that says hello to a spermy. I mean like... a hard shell that is home to a gestating creature. The host will not look pregnant until the creature hatches from the egg and explodes out violently.
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2008-01-19, 4:03 PM #16
A-hem.
D E A T H
2008-01-19, 4:18 PM #17
Argh. I dunno if I'd want to put Yoshi through that then.

Maybe mb. He looks like he could survive an egg exploding out of him. Or TE, so we'd be rid of him.
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2008-01-19, 4:21 PM #18
Voted TE for entertainment reasons when the hatchling surfaces
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2008-01-19, 4:22 PM #19
I voted for landfish

But the more I think about it, yoshi can lay eggs. But so can landfish. If happydud impregnants landfish, then they'll produce some kind of landhappydudfish.

On the other hand, if happydud impregnants Dj Yoshi, they'll get a cool happyyoshi that will become a great DJ
2008-01-19, 4:37 PM #20
ME!
2008-01-19, 4:37 PM #21
Originally posted by NoESC:
F*CK YEAH LANDFISH

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free(jin);
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2008-01-19, 4:42 PM #22
Originally posted by Anovis:
I voted for landfish

But the more I think about it, yoshi can lay eggs. But so can landfish. If happydud impregnants landfish, then they'll produce some kind of landhappydudfish.

On the other hand, if happydud impregnants Dj Yoshi, they'll get a cool happyyoshi that will become a great DJ


Excuse me, It's my child too, we're just picking a host.

:argh:
nope.
2008-01-19, 4:47 PM #23
>.>

Then that changes everything.

Happybaconyoshidudefishdj or Happybaconlanddudfish?
2008-01-19, 4:51 PM #24
Mmm happy bacon....
2008-01-19, 5:27 PM #25
Originally posted by Gebohq:
With that said, you should make a new pole with female Massassians instead.


Heh heh heh pole heh heh heh
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2008-01-19, 5:37 PM #26
heh heh heh heh heh pole heh heh heh heh
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2008-01-19, 5:39 PM #27
embeeeeeeeeee for the baby would love Top Gear
2008-01-19, 7:24 PM #28
Impregnate Mystic0 and then dump him so he can use his rugged individualist politics to survive and succeed as a penniless single parent
2008-01-19, 10:27 PM #29
Originally posted by landfish:
Originally posted by NoESC:
F*CK YEAH LANDFISH
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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-01-19, 10:39 PM #30
Do it to everyone, and then you can see which one come out the best.
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2008-01-20, 9:15 AM #31
Originally posted by happydud:
Keep in mind, by "egg" I don't mean one that says hello to a spermy. I mean like... a hard shell that is home to a gestating creature. The host will not look pregnant until the creature hatches from the egg and explodes out violently.


In that case, definetely TE. :master:
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2008-01-20, 10:12 AM #32
Originally posted by NoESC:
Originally posted by NoESC:
Originally posted by NoESC:


Originally posted by NoESC:
F*CK YEAH LANDFISH



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