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Child bankrupts Make-a-Wish foundation
2008-01-23, 9:13 AM #1
>.>

I hope he dies soon.

(Disclaimer : This obviously is not real and my "hope he dies soon" is a joke.)
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-01-23, 9:20 AM #2
Hahahahhaahhahahahahahahah

"very clever. Very clever." and the playing cards with Darth Vader were the best parts.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-01-23, 9:24 AM #3
He wished away the legal team, hahahaha
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-01-23, 9:41 AM #4
haha "i never want the wishes to end..." I hope family guy gets a hold of that and spoofs it.
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"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-01-23, 9:44 AM #5
haha, smart kid.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-01-23, 10:22 AM #6
You guys do know that's from the onion, right?
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-01-23, 10:24 AM #7
Originally posted by Jep:
(Disclaimer : This obviously is not real and my "hope he dies soon" is a joke.)


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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-01-23, 10:30 AM #8
I think the best part was the comments from people who don't get it.
2008-01-23, 11:32 AM #9
Yeah, Today Now is not a real show.
2008-01-23, 11:41 AM #10
omg i can't believe that kid is doing that....it's so messed up they were trying to do something nice but he took advantage of them...really sucks that there going bankrupt

UGH it makes me so mad
:master::master::master:
2008-01-23, 11:42 AM #11
someone should get terminally ill and wish that kid to death!

o.0
2008-01-23, 12:28 PM #12
This is one of the best pieces the Onion has done in awhile. Top-notch.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-01-23, 12:31 PM #13
In a while? I thought the Ninja Parade was great.

2008-01-23, 12:34 PM #14
Originally posted by Greenboy:
someone should get terminally ill and wish the people that don't get this or think its real to death!


fixed
nope.
2008-01-23, 5:18 PM #15
but that wouldnt work

this punk kid would probably protect them

:/

o.0
2008-01-23, 5:35 PM #16
Originally posted by Anovis:
In a while? I thought the Ninja Parade was great.



That was terrible; a real ninja would never let himself be seen on one frame of video.
Stuff
2008-01-23, 6:36 PM #17
I absolutely refuse to click on any link that has 'myspace' in the URL. :colbert:
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-01-23, 6:49 PM #18
its just a video :P
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-01-24, 8:41 AM #19
Originally posted by Greenboy:
but that wouldnt work

this punk kid would probably protect them

:/


If its fake and they therefore believe it, the kid with wishes can't exist.

Logic! :hist101:
nope.
2008-01-24, 11:06 AM #20
It was just too creepy when he said
"I don't want the wishes to ever end"
In a dieing voice.
(Also- i know it's fake it's just creepy)
2008-01-24, 2:15 PM #21
Originally posted by Baconfish:
If its fake and they therefore believe it, the kid with wishes can't exist.

Logic! :hist101:


The fake kid might wish himself into existence.

Maybe it happened in a parallel universe!

:psyduck:

o.0
2008-01-24, 2:30 PM #22
Thats outwith the abilities of the make a wish foundation.
nope.
2008-01-24, 4:13 PM #23
Vader was amazing, HA HA HA.

How dose he get all his wishes and only play, is that a N64 controller see??

That is the only criminal thing about this video.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2008-01-24, 4:51 PM #24
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Thats outwith the abilities of the make a wish foundation.


If he wished it to be, they would have to make it happen. If he was going to die he could wish to be cyrogenically frozen until they can cure him and send him back in time. >_>

o.0
2008-01-24, 5:51 PM #25
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
Vader was amazing, HA HA HA.

How dose he get all his wishes and only play, is that a N64 controller see??

That is the only criminal thing about this video.

Hey now, Starfox 64 is straight up awesome served warm.
I would so wish for it.
2008-01-24, 8:32 PM #26
I wish I still had my transparent green N64 with all my games.. Starfox, Mario tennis, Donkey Kong 64, Banjo Tooie, HARVEST MOON. I miss that system to death.

o.0
2008-01-24, 8:52 PM #27
Don't forget the first Super Smash Bros.
Back again
2008-01-24, 9:01 PM #28
Oh yeah. I prefer melee though. <_<

Mario Kart was fun. I had fun with the various mario party games with my cousins.. 4 player made it work.

o.0
2008-01-25, 5:24 AM #29
Diddy Kong Racing was better.

:colbert:
nope.
2008-01-25, 11:28 AM #30
Other than "I like Strongbow", that was the worst thing you've ever said.

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