So yeah. I'm bored. Can you think of any?

confucius say man in glass house poop in basement

Confucius says man who copies proverbs from another source, not obeying thread rules.

Wise man say, even threads started with the best intentions, can be easily derailed.

Man who say plane on conveyor belt does not take off, is clearly wrong.

Confucius says man be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.

Finnicus the Wise say that one who gives up a bad idea gives birth to one thousand more.

Jesus say, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for mb.

Confucius say it okay to meet girl in park but better to park (you can figure out the rest on your own)

park girl in meat? i don't think she'd appreciate that. very messy.

The plane doesn't take off though.

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Please god, don't let this debate happen again.

hahaha nice one.

Send it in to Mythbusters and let them figure it out.

Young man have no place telling older intelligent man to learn what man already know more about.

AAAAARGH you have to be kidding me; I've had to explain this again and again to people for days.

Look. The conveyor belt cannot possibly produce enough friction to stop a plane from taking off; even if it were going at a million miles an hour. But of course if it were going that fast, the plane would be going at that speed FORWARD and thus would have ALREADY TAKEN OFF. Maybe this isn't the best explanation but I'm just sick of having to go through it over and over again.

Anyways I can't wait for tomorrow night; this will be settled once and for all. (Though I wouldn't be surprised if the people on the wrong side don't accept the outcome).

Then start your own thread, Hijacker!

Man who say 0.999 repeated not equal 1, is clearly wrong.

Perhaps I shall

Statement look to be wise proverb if said with old broken English.

Erm, it's bad Chinese to English translation.

Yoda say, send these troopseses only.

And Aramaic/Greek/Latin/etc. with the Jesus proverb. My point was that it likely wouldn't sound as much like a "wise proverb" if it were said in a more modern and fluent English.

EDIT: Also, see awkward English with Yoda.

"It is not good to have zeal without knowledge, nor to be hasty and miss the way."

"A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the LORD."

"Do not love sleep or you will grow poor; stay awake and you will have food to spare."

"The horse is made ready for the day of battle, but victory rests with the LORD."

"Like a city whose walls are broken down is a man who lacks self control."

"As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another."

"As water reflects a face, so a man's heart reflects the man."

"A man who remains stiff-necked after many rebukes will suddenly be destroyed without remedy."

"Wounds from a friend can be trusted, but an enemy multiplies kisses."

"Do not forsake your friend and the friend of your father, and do not go to your brother's house when disaster strikes you--- better a neighbor nearby than a brother far away."

"Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue."

"Do not say, 'I'll do to him as he has done to me; I'll pay that man back for what he did.'"

"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion."

"The wicked man flees though no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion."

--The book of Proverbs


Oh, and... I guess mine aren't exactly lame... but proverbs are cool anyway.

A wise Man who use originality, not google for proverbs.