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Half-Life: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
2008-02-07, 7:35 PM #1
Some goon (I assume, :awesome: makes a cameo) made a GMod machinima of a ridiculous fan fiction written by some guy who is supposedly six years old. It's hilarious.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-07, 7:44 PM #2
That was really annoying.
:master::master::master:
2008-02-07, 7:48 PM #3
hahaha that is so awesome! that kid gets hero status.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-07, 7:50 PM #4
Ah, I was going to say old news, but the machinima was new to me.

It was really great how the music and sounds sometimes drowned out the narration.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2008-02-07, 7:58 PM #5
brilliant!
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-02-07, 8:00 PM #6
Originally posted by stat:
That was really annoying.


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2008-02-07, 8:55 PM #7
Originally posted by Bobbert:
brilliant!


I concur
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2008-02-07, 9:03 PM #8
Laughed 'til I cried.
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2008-02-07, 9:50 PM #9
There'll definately be Oscar buzz for this one.
2008-02-07, 10:18 PM #10
I believe this was the first animation, made not long after someone did the reading on ytmnd.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2008-02-07, 10:40 PM #11
John Freeman was tripping on acid. Seriously, plants singing? Look at the size of those pupils.
D E A T H
2008-02-07, 11:16 PM #12
This is amazing. It's possible that I've never seen anything better.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-07, 11:46 PM #13
Western game fan fiction... times have certainly passed.
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2008-02-08, 7:50 AM #14
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE :smith:

Old news. Saw this weeks ago. Still good. :D

2008-02-08, 7:57 AM #15
hmm, it's no longer screeching at me like it did last night. i guess it's not so annoying now.
:master::master::master:
2008-02-08, 8:02 AM #16
I didn't know :awesome: is a SA thing. I thought it was just a smiliy everyone liked.
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2008-02-08, 8:06 AM #17
It almost certainly didn't originate at SA, just like all the other smilies, but it's become a staple there, along with all the rest of the new smilies we have here. All the new Massassi smilies are from SA.

Of course, these days on SA, awesome is actually this:
[http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5932/emotawesometi0.gif]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-08, 8:10 AM #18
....

ummm

pg?
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2008-02-08, 8:12 AM #19
Actually I'm pretty sure the "awesome" smiley did come from SA, though I can't find anything to confirm that.

Edit: Oh and the video was amusing
Stuff
2008-02-08, 8:46 AM #20
omg that was the best thing ever.

My favorite part was

WEPON
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2008-02-08, 8:54 AM #21
Was pretty good, didn't laugh much but it was fun to watch.
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2008-02-08, 8:59 AM #22
I can't wait for the sequel.
Script's done: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946082/1/Halflife_FullLife_Consequences_2_WhatHasTobeDone
2008-02-08, 3:18 PM #23
I YELL FROM TOP OF LUNGS!
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2008-02-08, 3:33 PM #24
I really can't understand why that was so funny....but it was
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2008-02-09, 8:53 AM #25
I made my sister practice for the ACT by making her doing math while this was playing.
2008-02-09, 4:48 PM #26
I think this is the funniest video:

DO NOT WANT.
2008-02-09, 7:55 PM #27
that's weird...I just watched this two days ago. Then I found out they had headcrab hats :\
2008-02-10, 5:57 PM #28
This reminds me of the epic tales written by Peter Chimaera.

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2008-02-10, 6:55 PM #29
Originally posted by Zell:
I think this is the funniest video:


Hmm.... definitely close.

I still like the GMod version better though.

2008-02-10, 7:05 PM #30
I think the cartoon Chaz posted is my favorite.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-10, 7:26 PM #31
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2008-02-11, 12:22 AM #32
That also doubles as a trailer for Duke Nukem Forever.
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2008-02-11, 1:33 AM #33
Anyone read the "Downward Spiral" Azumanga fanfic? It's not as much of a grammatical train wreck as FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES, but it does run completely counter to the tone of the show and would be an awful story even if it didn't use those characters (Yomi and Tomo come out of the closet and are rejected by friends and family, then get into drugs and drop out of school, then break up and both commit suicide). It happens to be the only thing on fanfiction.net I've ever read in its entirety. This pretty much captures it though.

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k126/hyrax_of_love/badfanfic.jpg]
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2008-02-11, 7:29 AM #34
haha, that's awesome

reminds me of the he-man/dinosaurs/Lamborghini Countach (spelt contach) story I wrote when I was six
2008-02-11, 7:35 AM #35
And of the Super Man Of Stone super hero story...about a man who got crushed by a rock and survived and became strong like rock and then became Super Man of Stone.

XD
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2008-02-11, 7:46 AM #36
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
Anyone read the "Downward Spiral" Azumanga fanfic?


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