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Star Wars = Michael Jackson
2004-08-02, 7:36 PM #1
think about it... i mean, the old movies (much like jackson's old self and music) were awesome, but they just keep getting worse and worse... especially with the new changes to the dvds being released. maybe its just really late, but ya....

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2004-08-02, 7:46 PM #2
Not to mention it keeps getting plastic surgery.

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2004-08-02, 7:50 PM #3
I KNOW!!!!!

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"i've seen alot of kids (i'm 35) come on here and ask for advice about girls. look at potato here. he makes a tape and sings to a girl. some girls will laugh in your face, some behind your back and then some might love you for it. potato is a man. a man with a girl. -Darth Evad
2004-08-02, 7:50 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Not to mention it keeps getting plastic surgery.

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...Which ultimately makes it worse instead of better...



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2004-08-03, 6:43 AM #5
And it keeps raping little children.

Wait...

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Live on, Adam.
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2004-08-03, 7:33 AM #6
Next thing you know, Lucas will be funding the Neverland ranch. <_< >_>

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D E A T H
2004-08-03, 7:39 AM #7
And no matter what happens to it\him there are always hardcore fans behind it\him.

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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-03, 12:24 PM #8
currently does dumb things often.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-08-03, 2:34 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
And it keeps raping little children.

Wait...

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For most people, mentally, but for the hardcore OT fans, physically.
2004-08-03, 4:35 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
And it keeps raping little children.

Wait...

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the sporadic bursts of laughter that left my lungs after reading this only served to confirm my utmost insanity. thank you.



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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b
2004-08-03, 4:52 PM #11
startup:
StarWars = jkGetWebsiteTheme(www.Massassi.net);
MichaelJackson = GetLocalETTopicOnTV;
self = GetLocalTyperThing;
if(StarWars == MichaelJackson)
{
DestroyThing(self);
DestroyThing(MichaelJackson);
}
Return
end

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This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2004-08-03, 4:57 PM #12
Congradulations, you've risen in annoying points:

F-Body +1

You should be receiving your complimentary bag of anthr-er... white powder in the mail within 3 to 5 business days.

JediKirby

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2004-08-03, 5:11 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Next thing you know, Lucas will be funding the Neverland ranch. <_< >_></font>


Lucas already has Skywalker Ranch.
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2004-08-03, 6:30 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
Congradulations, you've risen in annoying points</font>


I'd rather be one point more annoying than 2823.

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2004-08-03, 9:18 PM #15
Alrighty then

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
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