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Massassi: Killing anything funny in 4 hours or less, guaranteed
2008-02-11, 3:38 PM #1
Discuss.
2008-02-11, 3:38 PM #2
Hi.
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2008-02-11, 3:39 PM #3
Cool Matty: Killing anything funny in 4 seconds or less, guaranteed.

Discuss.
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2008-02-11, 3:39 PM #4
I'M CODY COKER
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-11, 3:39 PM #5
I'm just confused.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-02-11, 3:40 PM #6
landfish
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-02-11, 3:40 PM #7
Originally posted by landfish:
landfish


I love you.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-02-11, 3:41 PM #8
Anyone want some pizza and a nice drink? Cookie is for desert. Say ye if you want. Say nay if donotwant.
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2008-02-11, 3:42 PM #9
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Anyone want some pizza and a nice drink? Cookie is for desert. Say ye if you want. Say nay if donotwant.


kill yourself
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-11, 3:42 PM #10
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
I love you.


/ME SNEAKS
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-02-11, 3:42 PM #11
internet.
Detty. Professional Expert.
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2008-02-11, 3:43 PM #12
NoESC wants burger. Access Denied.
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2008-02-11, 3:43 PM #13
POOL'S CLOSED
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-02-11, 3:44 PM #14
Originally posted by NoESC:
I'M CODY COKER

not u me
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-11, 3:44 PM #15
I'M CODY COKER
nope.
2008-02-11, 3:46 PM #16
NO I'M CODY COKER
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-11, 3:52 PM #17
:psylon:
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-02-11, 3:53 PM #18
Work It. Harder. Make It. Better. Do It. Faster. Makes Us. stronger. More Than. Ever. Hour. After. Our Work Is Never Over.

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2008-02-11, 3:57 PM #19
Originally posted by landfish:
/ME SNEAKS


Sneaky sneaks
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-02-11, 4:00 PM #20
I killed it.
2008-02-11, 4:23 PM #21
screw you guys, i'm going home
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2008-02-11, 4:25 PM #22
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Work It. Harder. Make It. Better. Do It. Faster. Makes Us. stronger. More Than. Ever. Hour. After. Our Work Is Never Over.

[http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/4/2/142368051b7bc6ebbb847d8df781d49f.gif]


http://cokerworksit.ytmnd.com/
nope.
2008-02-11, 4:27 PM #23
yeAh, that's where I saw it and decided to post the lyrics to Harder Better Faster Stronger. I also noticed you made it too.

Oh yeah, that's my ringtone too. (exactly from 2:00 - 2:30)
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2008-02-11, 4:29 PM #24
I was outraged. I spent ages writing a response to the question of whether the number of real numbers between 0 and 1 is greater than the number of positive integers. In fact, I might post it here just so it can be appreciated.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-02-11, 4:30 PM #25
Originally posted by Freelancer:
There's a right answer?
There are an infinite number of each.


You're right, and I'll explain why. Consider an even less trivial question. What is bigger, the number of real numbers between 0 and 1 or the number of real numbers between 0 and 2?

Clearly, there is an infinite number of real numbers between 0 and 1. All of these numbers can be represented by 1/n where n is some integer 1,2,3,4,... Let's call the set of real numbers between 0 and 1 set X. A set is just a list of elements (numbers, operators, matrices, wookies, anything. in this case, numbers).

Obviously, there is an infinite number of real numbers between 0 and 2 as well. Call this set Y.

To compare two infinite sets, we need to find a rule (called a 'correspondence' in set theory terms) that links set X to set Y. Each element in set X should correspond to an element in set Y by this correspondence.

We can't say that the two sets are 'equally big' purely because they are both infinite sets. Sets, in principle, can 'overlap' and share elements like X and Y do. Sets X and Y are not the same set. Infinite sets can have very different sizes, and there are formally lots of different 'sizes' of infinity.

So we need to find this rule. Every element n in X corresponds to 2n in Y, and every element m in Y corresponds to m/2 in X. For example, 0.4 in X corresponds to 0.8 in Y. We write this rule X -> Y as f(n) = 2n, and the inverse Y -> X as f'(m) = m/2.
This tells us that different numbers in X get mapped onto different numbers in Y. There are no numbers that map onto several other numbers.
This is a one-to-one correspondence and this means the two sets have the same size.

So the number of real numbers between 0 and 1 is equal to the number of real numbers between 0 and 2.

For our problem, the set of number of real numbers between 0 and 1 and the set of positive integers, the issue is the same (and even easier) because the mapping is f(n) = 1/n and there is also one-to-one correspondence. So the two infinite sets are of equal size. This is a non-trivial result because 'infinite sets' can, in principle, have different sizes.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-02-11, 4:30 PM #26
Originally posted by landfish:
landfish


landfish
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-11, 4:32 PM #27
Answer this: What is the distance between two colliding objects (lets say pool balls) during collision? Do they ever touch? Wouldn't it be infinite? Is there a point 0?

O ----> <---- O

Half of that. and half of that....and half of that. Can't you go forever?
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2008-02-11, 4:32 PM #28
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
I was outraged. I spent ages writing a response to the question of whether the number of real numbers between 0 and 1 is greater than the number of positive integers. In fact, I might post it here just so it can be appreciated.

The funny thing is, you're wrong. :v:

See new thread.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-11, 4:59 PM #29
Hi, I'm Floppy.
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2008-02-11, 5:05 PM #30
Hi im CD-ROM, Im bigger better and allow for more and better quality programs.
However i scratch easy.
2008-02-11, 5:08 PM #31
Hi, I killed you.

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2008-02-11, 5:27 PM #32
No, I'm Cody Coker

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2008-02-11, 5:37 PM #33
Correction.
Quote:
Rob: Killing anything in 4 hours or less, guaranteed.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-02-11, 6:21 PM #34
BIOSHOCK

I agree with the original post.
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2008-02-11, 6:28 PM #35
SPORE [/SIZE][/COLOR]
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2008-02-11, 6:41 PM #36
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
WILL BE RELEASED NEVER
IM WRITTING A POEM ABOUT DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
ISNT IT VERY CLEVER?
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2008-02-11, 6:44 PM #37
Duke Nukem will come
This haiku is way cooler
But yes it won't come
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2008-02-11, 6:50 PM #38
Those were horrible, so I made a thread.
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2008-02-11, 7:09 PM #39
I'M CODY COKER
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-11, 7:10 PM #40
No, I'm Cody Coker :argh:
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