Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Snail Races
Snail Races
2004-08-02, 7:53 AM #1
n00b alert! n00b alert! ok, I haven't been around long enough to know what the massassi snail races are. so... what are they?
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-08-02, 7:54 AM #2
What? I've been here for over four years and I've never heard of that.

------------------
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-08-02, 7:57 AM #3
I don't know... something like: _____@
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-08-02, 7:59 AM #4
Crap, now I feel like an outsider and an idiot

[This message has been edited by Sok Munkey (edited August 02, 2004).]
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-08-02, 8:00 AM #5
______________________@

------------------
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-08-02, 8:03 AM #6
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
______________________@

</font>

So do you know what I'm talking about?
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-08-02, 8:07 AM #7
_____________________________________________@

My snail is in the lead!!
2004-08-02, 8:09 AM #8
500 posts per _. Happy? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-08-02, 8:09 AM #9
what the hell...
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-08-02, 8:11 AM #10
I see the light! Spork, you wanna be my new friend?
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-08-02, 8:23 AM #11
----------------@%

------------------
WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-02, 8:37 AM #12
<.< >.>

[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/144/1.jpg]


[edit: on second thought, that thing is probably a slug, not a snail...ah well. -_-]
------------------
Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream, For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not as they seem. Life is real, Life is ernest, the grave is not it's goal; Dust thou art, Dust thou returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.
~William Shakespeare

[This message has been edited by Silent_Rhapsody (edited August 02, 2004).]
People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only
if there is a light from within.
-Elizabeth Kübler-Ross
2004-08-02, 8:42 AM #13
____@% woo hoo!

------------------
"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-08-02, 8:52 AM #14
---------------------------@%

I win.

------------------
I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-08-02, 10:16 AM #15
------------------------<<<=@%

My snail has a jet engine.

------------------
Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-08-02, 10:23 AM #16
|
V

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

--------@%

The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2004-08-02, 10:41 AM #17
Two snails on one jet engine!
Code: 
                                    @%
-------------------<<<=====
                                    @%


------------------
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

[This message has been edited by Emon (edited August 02, 2004).]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-08-02, 2:33 PM #18
Wow.....I have been here for five years and just now I have discovered that Massassi hold snail races.
2004-08-02, 3:01 PM #19
Wasn't it Echoman who started it with his signature?

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-08-02, 6:10 PM #20
---@%

come on snaily! come on!

gosh he's slow.

------------------
IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-02, 8:52 PM #21
----@%

------------------
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

[This message has been edited by SG1_129 (edited August 02, 2004).]
2004-08-02, 8:55 PM #22
Code: 
SHOE ME IN THE NUTS AND CALL ME SALLY             
                                                  
     /^\    /^\   /                               
    {  O}  {  O} /                                
     \ /    \ /                                   
     //     //       _------_                     
    //     //     ./~        ~-_                  
   / ~----~/     /              \                 
 /         :   ./       _---_    ~-               
|  \________) :       /~     ~\   |               
|        /    |      |  :~~\  |   |               
|       |     |      |  \___-~    |               
|        \ __/`\______\.        ./                
 \                     ~-______-~\.               
 .|                                ~-_            
/_____________________________________~~____ jurcy




------------------
My Xanga
2004-08-03, 12:47 AM #23
Muhahaha - I can finally join take part in these snail races [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] - c'mon boyo - mush, mush:

-@%

...well ok - so mine needs a bit of encouraging [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]. Anyone got any cookies? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

-Jackpot

PS: me-thinks that Master Jack might have too much spare time... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX
"jackpot is an evil evil man... so evil, in fact, that he's awesome." - Seb

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)
"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." -gothicX
"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own" - "Ye Wearie Wayfarer"
|| AI Builder: compatible with both JK & MotS || My website ||
2004-08-03, 6:32 AM #24
Here's my guesstimate:

---------@%

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

[This message has been edited by Thrawn42689 (edited August 03, 2004).]
2004-08-03, 9:34 AM #25
--@

Or something like that. If you round up. A lot.

------------------
When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.
2004-08-03, 10:56 AM #26
I thought it was a cut elil snaily snail so a while back i put one in my signature. I think i might need to update the lil guy's progress but meh...

------------------
WOOSH|-----@%
Warhead[97]
2004-08-03, 11:13 AM #27
I noticed this one day last year and figured I'd put it in my signature. Than I realised that no matter how hard I tried, GBK would always be the winner.

JediKirby

------------------
jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2004-08-03, 9:16 PM #28
But he's not the winner

------------------
I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-08-03, 9:49 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Silent_Rhapsody:
[Picture]</font>


Yay, my owned image is getting use.

------------------
A little less conversation, a little more action
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2004-08-04, 4:00 AM #30
Heres my snail: @.

After being here three years, I'm still getting nowhere fast.
2004-08-04, 5:55 AM #31
-----@

Fear my speed demon!
DO NOT WANT.
2004-08-04, 6:12 AM #32
--@

GOOOOOOOO!!!

------------------
Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-04, 6:59 AM #33
--------@

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

↑ Up to the top!