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Women
2003-12-27, 6:06 PM #1
I've heard rumors recently that in many states, women can now own land, drive cars, and even vote. What's the world coming to? Post your opinion here.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
2003-12-27, 6:12 PM #2
The world is coming to a green light. Oh wait. You hit a red light. 50 years ago.

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[This message has been edited by happydud (edited December 27, 2003).]
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2003-12-27, 6:16 PM #3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG YOU MAKE ME DO A FUNNY OMGF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111SHIFT+1SHIFT+1SHIFT+1SHIFT+1SHIFT+1SHIFT+1SHIFT+1SHIFT+1

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Where do you get these stupid jokes from?

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2003-12-27, 6:18 PM #4
Sensors detect unusual readings. Possible signs of a troll

Yellow alert!

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<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2003-12-27, 6:19 PM #5
My opinion is that you've been bested by women at many things and post here in a sad attempt to make yourself feel powerful.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2003-12-27, 6:19 PM #6
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 answers:

1. Who cares, she can cook in the dark!

2. 5, 1 to screw it in and 4 for the support group.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
2003-12-27, 6:21 PM #7
Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

2 answers:

1. Because she had one hand on the wheel and one hand on the road.

2. Because she was a woman!

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
2003-12-27, 6:22 PM #8
Why was the woman watching TV?

Who cares, what I want to know is why was she out of the kitchen?

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
2003-12-27, 6:22 PM #9
This gives me the opertinuty to say this for the first time: Stick your thumb up your damn dyke.

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2003-12-27, 6:24 PM #10
Scaramanga, if you don't stop these sexist and offensive (in reference to the leprosy thread) "jokes," you will be banned.
2003-12-27, 6:24 PM #11
I can see the future. There's a banning coming

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2003-12-27, 6:27 PM #12
Golly, ive heard some sexists but this thread. jeez. I like women.
*backs away*

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2003-12-27, 6:29 PM #13
WOMEN > YOU.

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oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-27, 6:30 PM #14
Maybe you will find someone special someday that will return those feelings of yours.

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2003-12-27, 6:35 PM #15
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] @ this thread


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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2003-12-27, 6:51 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by saberopus:
WOMEN > YOU.

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MadQuack:
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] @ this thread

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2003-12-27, 6:55 PM #17
Q: What did the woman and the knife agree on?
A: Killing you.


LIEKOMGZLOLzROOFLZAJOKLEOMGZLOLZEOLL!

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Et E'llo Endorenna ut / Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' / Ambar-metta!
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2003-12-27, 6:57 PM #18
What do you get when you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

Saddam Hussein, because he's a a dick-tater.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
2003-12-27, 7:03 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by scaramanga:
What do you get when you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

Saddam Hussein, because he's a a dick-tater.

</font>


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One upon a time a lion ate a whole bull. The lion, feeling full and good after his meal, roard until two hours later a hunter shot him.

Moral: Keep your mouth shut if you're full of bull.
2003-12-27, 7:05 PM #20
have fun being banned

oh and ...

Q: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

A: i don't know i'm too busy bashing your skull in with a rock

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

[This message has been edited by DrkJedi82 (edited December 27, 2003).]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2003-12-27, 7:20 PM #21
Cab I play too, DrkJedi?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2003-12-27, 7:21 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Cab I play too, DrkJedi?

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just grab a rock from the pile and join the fun

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

[This message has been edited by DrkJedi82 (edited December 27, 2003).]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2003-12-27, 7:46 PM #23
Excellent [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2003-12-27, 8:16 PM #24
*grabs rock*

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.
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2003-12-27, 8:23 PM #25
Come on now - I'm sexist and I admit it, but it's just dumb to go running around saying "wimmins belong in teh kitchin!!!1"

At a place like this, it just screams "ban me!"

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2003-12-27, 8:32 PM #26
*throws rock*

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2003-12-27, 8:44 PM #27
I like the homepage link in scaramanga's profile. Very, erm, pathetic.


IN BEFO DA LOCK! POST COUNT +1!! *scribbles "Jin wuz ere" on the wall*

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2003-12-27, 8:59 PM #28
~grabs rock~

~bash, bash, bash, bash~

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
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2003-12-27, 9:04 PM #29
scaramanga/felix_leiter, you have made me very angry...

I won't waste my time for pitiful people like you to explain why you suck, so I give you few words...

GET OUT OF MASSASSI.

Thank you.

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[This message has been edited by FastGamerr (edited December 28, 2003).]
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2003-12-27, 9:41 PM #30
The wonderful thing about women, is that women are wonderful things
their chests are made out of rubber, they can always make us spring!
They're bouncy trouncy flouny pouncy FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about women, is that theres not only one!


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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2003-12-28, 1:53 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by scaramanga:
I've heard rumors recently that in many states, women can now own land, drive cars, and even vote. What's the world coming to? Post your opinion here.
</font>


*cough* *cough*

STOP POSTING HERE.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-28, 2:31 AM #32
See? Even GBK doesn't agree!

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Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2003-12-28, 2:37 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by scaramanga:
Why was the woman watching TV?

Who cares, what I want to know is why was she out of the kitchen?

</font>


*cackles insanely

Marriage - An expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

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I hate you, I hate her, I hate the whole ******* human race. DIE!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2003-12-28, 4:02 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
The wonderful thing about women, is that women are wonderful things
their chests are made out of rubber, they can always make us spring!
They're bouncy trouncy flouny pouncy FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about women, is that theres not only one!</font>


Hahahahahaha! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-28, 5:06 AM #35
Well, acording to his hate on women, he MUST be attracted to men.

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2003-12-28, 5:25 AM #36
aren't we all

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Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2003-12-28, 6:02 AM #37
/me rips off his head and replaces it with a rock and enjoys the person's new found intelligence.

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"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2003-12-28, 7:15 AM #38
I don't usually say people are stupid and I'm not going to say it here. But this topic poster has the intellegence of a 12 year old.
2003-12-28, 7:18 AM #39
MechWarrior, no need to be so nice.

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Et E'llo Endorenna ut / Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' / Ambar-metta!
(This IS[/b] SAJN_Master)
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2003-12-28, 7:52 AM #40
Maybe time to call in the MBS?

Well im starting an anti-Troll Vigilante Lynch Mob. So get your Concussion Rifles ready, someones gonna get owned.

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When you respect the lie - Deadly chasm open wide
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