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Limerick thread

2008-02-12, 3:34 PM #1

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

There once was a fellow from Idaho
His mother was pretty, but quite a ho'
The nerds thought she was hot
Everyone who wanted some got,
Always satisfied because she was quite a pro

Next topic: Rob

2008-02-12, 3:42 PM #2

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

There once was a poster named Rob,
Who had a quite cruddy job,
But on a package one day,
He spotted signs Free' was gay,
Apparantly he never shuts his gob.

Next topic: Sarn

Detty. Professional Expert.
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2008-02-12, 3:56 PM #3

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Sarn, blinded be the delight of jesting games
Made a photoshop of a certain dame
Lulz was had and Free was sad
even though his photoshop wasn't that bad!
Then he found out the joke and went lame.

Like my limerick

Next topic: kyle90

2008-02-12, 4:01 PM #4

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

I guess there was someone called Kyle,
As faceless as Claire's brother Lyle,
Heh, not really - I kid,
Dude, it's nothing you did,
But numerical names just aren't in style.

Next topic: the fatness of mb

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2008-02-12, 4:05 PM #5

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

There once was a bloke named Pat
And he was grotesquely fat
He was blessed with a date
Who got quite irate
When he accidentaly sat on her cat

Topic: Detty's Baldness

nope.

2008-02-12, 4:36 PM #6

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

I don't know when it all started,
He used to keep his hair left parted.
But now it is thinning,
Scalp, not hair, is winning,
Soon Detty's hair will be like JediGandalf's - departed.



Topic: Wourd you rike some ro mein with robster? It's simpry dericious.

2008-02-12, 8:32 PM #7

Flirbnic

Seen Your Member

Posts: 1,568

There once was a limerick thread
With the worst limericks I've ever read
But this collection of verse
Now rides in a hearse
'Cause that ******* Steven killed it dead.

Next topic: pants

I'm just a little boy.

2008-02-12, 9:03 PM #8

Stormtrooper

Loves His Stormie

Posts: 2,068

I pondered over nights aplenty
whether my pants could be tasty
I thought I might check
and then said "what the heck"
'Cause now I'm not wearing any

Next Topic: boy bands

2008-02-13, 6:14 AM #9

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

They once were the soup of the day
But instruments they did not play
Now they work in a rink
Good old N*Sync
And everyones sure they're all gay

Topic: Mexicans

nope.

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