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Intel got me "Suicidal"
2008-02-18, 8:03 PM #1
You may have heard the horrible song "Beautiful Girl" by one Sean Kingston.

He's got a new song called "Got to Move Faster." See if you notice anything interesting about this song/video?

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2008-02-18, 8:08 PM #2
That it is no longer available?
2008-02-18, 8:12 PM #3
Works for me and everyone in the chat.

I have to log in to see it. Let me find a different source.

Fixed.
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2008-02-18, 8:23 PM #4
A centrino?!!?
Ugggh.
2008-02-18, 9:12 PM #5
50 seconds and I'm reminded why I don't watch MTV or listen to the radio anymore.
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Last Stand
2008-02-18, 9:24 PM #6
mac?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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2008-02-18, 9:31 PM #7
You guys are missing the point, though. This is an intel ad in a song. Not a song for an intel ad, but the song is literally an ad for intel. It's on top 20 charts. What is wrong with our youth!?
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2008-02-18, 9:34 PM #8
Originally posted by JediKirby:
You guys are missing the point, though. This is an intel ad in a song. Not a song for an intel ad, but the song is literally an ad for intel. It's on top 20 charts. What is wrong with our youth!?

$$$$
D E A T H
2008-02-18, 11:55 PM #9
that beautiful girls song is good, imo, but poorly executed
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-02-19, 12:12 AM #10
friend of mine cowrote beautiful girls iirc

also: sean kingston is fat
2008-02-19, 3:26 AM #11
since when did a fat kid with a computer become a cool thing?

answer: since big corporations said so.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2008-02-19, 4:12 AM #12
Since the numa numa song
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-02-19, 10:12 AM #13
Not seeing the big deal.
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2008-02-19, 10:13 AM #14
in india a month or two ago the #1 song in the country was an advertisement for soap.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-02-19, 10:52 AM #15
Fruity Oaty Bars!
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2008-02-19, 11:03 AM #16
PEOPLE USING MUSIC TO ADVERTISE?!

CALL THE ARMY
CALL THE NAVY
CALL TOM CRUISE AND SYLVESTER STALLONE
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--Garrison Keillor
2008-02-19, 12:35 PM #17
Speaking of Sly, who has seen Demolition Man? The oldies station is all advertisement jingles...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-02-19, 1:01 PM #18
good film. from a humour perspective.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-02-19, 2:59 PM #19
Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
50 seconds and I'm reminded why I don't watch MTV or listen to the radio anymore.



I lasted 1:06.


And I have heard Beautiful Girls. Don't remind me about it.


I also hate the song "Me Love", mainly because it takes a good Led Zeppelin song and destroys it.


Me Love

D'yer Mak'er
2008-02-19, 3:39 PM #20
Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
Fruity Oaty Bars!


Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse!
Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse!
Eat them all the time
Let them blow your mind
Fruity Oaty Bars
Fruity Oaty Bars!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-19, 3:49 PM #21
Jesus, I thought that was a joke at first, people actually listen to this crap? People actually give money to "musicians" like this? Seriously?
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2008-02-19, 6:50 PM #22
Originally posted by Roach:
Jesus, I thought that was a joke at first, people actually listen to this crap? People actually give money to "musicians" like this? Seriously?


Sadly. :(
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2008-02-19, 7:15 PM #23
More like 'I gotta move fat stuff'

2008-02-19, 7:17 PM #24
Quote:
People actually give money to "musicians" like this?


At the end of the day you have to get paid - it's hard to keep making music when you're broke.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-02-19, 7:58 PM #25
Originally posted by Roach:
Jesus, I thought that was a joke at first, people actually listen to this crap? People actually give money to "musicians" like this? Seriously?


This is exactly why I'm so amazed.
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2008-02-19, 11:07 PM #26
Originally posted by Roach:
Jesus, I thought that was a joke at first, people actually listen to this crap? People actually give money to "musicians" like this? Seriously?


I rate this post suck/10
2008-02-19, 11:12 PM #27
He's not commenting on the music style. He's commenting on the fact that it's a corny half-baked song promoting a computer chip sung by an industry puppet. It's literally a commercial.
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2008-02-19, 11:15 PM #28
Doesn't matter, putting "musician" in scare quotes is pretty much the dumbest thing anyone can do ever

Show me where it is written that if someone takes money in exchange for promoting something, they are no longer a legitimate musician
2008-02-20, 3:17 AM #29
No, I said "'musician'" because that "song" is something a 14 year-old could do with a mac, a microphone, and about 50 minutes. There is no talent behind that song, unless you consider "make sounds that don't seem random" a talent.
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2008-02-20, 4:53 AM #30
Originally posted by Roach:
No, I said "'musician'" because that "song" is something a 14 year-old could do with a mac, a microphone, and about 50 minutes. There is no talent behind that song, unless you consider "make sounds that don't seem random" a talent.


You're just jealous because he's getting paid for it.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-02-20, 5:56 AM #31
Originally posted by Roach:
No, I said "'musician'" because that "song" is something a 14 year-old could do with a mac, a microphone, and about 50 minutes. There is no talent behind that song, unless you consider "make sounds that don't seem random" a talent.


A musician is just someone who either plays or creates music, regardless of quality, putting it in inverted commas makes you look a tiny wee bit pretentious I guess. I mean sure it's crap but just because a blacksmith makes crappy horseshoes, it doesn't mean he isn't a blacksmith.

If you want to feel better about yourself though [as long as he didn't write it] vocalists aren't always counted as 'musicians' as such depending on your definition.

:colbert:
nope.
2008-02-20, 9:22 AM #32
Quote:
No, I said "'musician'" because that "song" is something a 14 year-old could do with a mac, a microphone, and about 50 minutes.]/quote]

In other words, it's bad because you don't like it.
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2008-02-20, 12:06 PM #33
fishstickz, I know :(

Bacon, it makes him a ****ty blacksmith though, does it not?

Tracer, there's plenty of music I don't like that I can still respect for the musical talent presented, in fact, I'd say the vast majority of music is in that category. This song is in the other category. The one where I don't like it, and I'm still not hearing talent.
omnia mea mecum porto
2008-02-20, 12:09 PM #34
Originally posted by Roach:
No, I said "'musician'" because that "song" is something a 14 year-old could do with a mac, a microphone, and about 50 minutes. There is no talent behind that song, unless you consider "make sounds that don't seem random" a talent.


See this is exactly what I am talking about kirby
2008-02-20, 12:28 PM #35
Originally posted by Roach:
Bacon, it makes him a ****ty blacksmith though, does it not?


Ofcourse but you cant say he isn't a blacksmith.
nope.
2008-02-20, 12:39 PM #36
Id like to make a toes-end dollars off one of deez songs
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