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Extra puppies
2008-02-19, 12:20 AM #1
Our dog had puppies, and I have a few extra. What should I do with them?
2008-02-19, 12:23 AM #2
I suppose if they have to die, it would be best if their deaths contributed to science.
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2008-02-19, 12:28 AM #3
Start a dog fighting ring.
2008-02-19, 12:31 AM #4
EAT IT /obligatory

Cross breed them with flying monkeys.
2008-02-19, 1:23 AM #5
Can't you sell them? Or just give them to a (good) home?

If not, I suppose it'd be the one last ride for 'em. Besides, I think the first three options are illegal anyway.
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2008-02-19, 1:28 AM #6
Humor is really lost on some of you.
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2008-02-19, 1:29 AM #7
you forgot the other option: trade them with hookers for "favors"
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2008-02-19, 5:57 AM #8
They're not kittens.
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2008-02-19, 6:06 AM #9
asp wins... the only other option is to use genetic manipulation to turn them into mutant dogs with lasers on their frickin heads
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-02-19, 6:19 AM #10
Light them on fire and leave them on the front porch of someone's home and knock on the door.
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2008-02-19, 8:49 AM #11
Pet shelter that will help them find a new home?
2008-02-19, 9:01 AM #12
Originally posted by Backslash:
Pet shelter that will help them find a new home?


This thread isn't about being good to them. :P
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-02-19, 9:09 AM #13
Sell them to the Vietnamese restaurant. They'll take care of them until they grow up, make sure they get good and fat, and then roast them with some lemongrass and fish sauce. They may even give you a taste of the delicious bounty on the house in gratitude.
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2008-02-19, 9:30 AM #14
Alright. Here's how I see it. Drown them. THEN do scientific experiments on them, like try to figure out revival from death. Then do some nifty Non-scientific experiments on them. THEN you sell them to the Vietnamese Restaurant. They grow up fast with the growth enhancements you've put in them. Then when they get eaten, then everyone who ate them becomes zombies because of the revival tonic. Then we get zombies to blow away.

Yay!

Win Win Win situation.
My blawgh.
2008-02-19, 9:51 AM #15
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
Alright. Here's how I see it. Drown them. THEN do scientific experiments on them, like try to figure out revival from death. Then do some nifty Non-scientific experiments on them. THEN you sell them to the Vietnamese Restaurant. They grow up fast with the growth enhancements you've put in them. Then when they get eaten, then everyone who ate them becomes zombies because of the revival tonic. Then we get zombies to blow away.

Yay!

Win Win Win situation.


Here's some prozzac. Go sit in a corner now. *pats on the head*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-02-19, 10:09 AM #16
porozzzzzzzzzzzic
2008-02-19, 10:13 AM #17
They're adorable!
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2008-02-19, 10:52 AM #18
YOU SHOULD POST MORE ADORABLE PUPPY PICTURES.
2008-02-19, 1:23 PM #19
A fine future for your little pups.
[http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1030/1476967056_9e6999156e.jpg]
:master::master::master:
2008-02-19, 1:23 PM #20
Now that's a "Doggy treat". Ho ho!
2008-02-19, 4:57 PM #21
Voted for the first option. You'd just be "killing what you can't take care of".

(spot the reference, I'm not a monster)
2008-02-20, 9:04 PM #22
Im sorry they were all so amazing, I had to voat for all of them.
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