If a train is leaving Denver at 65 miles per hour and another train is leaving Houston at the speed of the number of letters in George Washington's house's title divided by the last digit of the month in which the Declaration of Independence was signed, how much fuel would a third train need to get to North Dakota?

Help me Massassi you're my only hope!

We have to know the third train's departure location and fuel economy...

2.

2 fuels.

I got 2.176 fuels. Did you round?

PS. Free, you're really bad at math. If you were good at math you could do it without those.

I got pi fuels.

I'll fuel your pi's

No fuel, this sucker is electrical.
1.21 Jiggawatts

Jigga what?

88 MILES PER HOUR

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