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2008-02-21, 1:56 AM #1

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

Don't **** with them.

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear1.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear2.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear3.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear4.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear5.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear6.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear7.jpg]

o.0

2008-02-21, 1:56 AM #2

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear8.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear9.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear10.jpg]

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear11.jpg]

o.0

2008-02-21, 2:02 AM #3

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

He's lucky it's a fairly small one.

omnia mea mecum porto

2008-02-21, 2:05 AM #4

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Pfft. Bears are nothing. I don't know how many "70 year old man kills [bear] [tiger] [lion]" headlines I have seen on FARK over the years.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-02-21, 5:15 AM #5

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

wow. lucky he only got a leg wound.
[http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7008/colbertbearsny6.jpg]

edit: couldn't help it.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-02-21, 6:53 AM #6

Duo Maxwell

Grave Robber, Thread Killer

Posts: 686

The Superbowl shuffle is a dangerous dance.

2008-02-21, 8:47 AM #7

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

This reminds me of that first scene in Jurassic Park, where they open the raptor cage and things go horribly wrong!

2008-02-21, 9:24 AM #8

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:

This reminds me of that first scene in Jurassic Park, where they open the raptor cage and things go horribly wrong!

I thought about that too. XD

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-02-21, 11:08 AM #9

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

How did he get away? :/

2008-02-21, 11:13 AM #10

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Maybe it had something to do with the gun at his hip, or maybe the bear let him off with a warning.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-02-21, 11:24 AM #11

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

The bear was probably scared when the cage fell on him. That guy was so lucky.

2008-02-21, 11:25 AM #12

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:

How did he get away? :/

He ate the bear. Proving conclusively that the advice: "EAT IT!" is always correct.

2008-02-21, 1:02 PM #13

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

The Midnight Sun Hotshots (Forest Service fire crew from Alaska) all carry .45 pistols and their superintendent carries a shotgun with slugs because of bears.

Pissed Off?

2008-02-21, 1:37 PM #14

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Is there a guy in the cab of the truck just watching?

What a douche.

2008-02-21, 2:00 PM #15

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Attachment: 18574/bearborat.jpg (37,427 bytes)

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2008-02-21, 2:43 PM #16

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Originally posted by Rob:

Is there a guy in the cab of the truck just watching?

What a douche.

That couldn't have happened over a time period of more than a couple of seconds.

2008-02-21, 2:52 PM #17

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Originally posted by Rob:

Is there a guy in the cab of the truck just watching?

What a douche.

I'm sure you would have jumped out to wrestle the bear and what not.

Pissed Off?

2008-02-21, 3:09 PM #18

Isuwen

Fabulous!

Posts: 1,766

Bear Orielly.

[http://www.omnisu.com/bearorielly.jpg]

Wikissassi sucks.

2008-02-21, 7:48 PM #19

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Wow, that must have been on unbearable situation. He bearly got away with just a scratch on the leg!

... yea I know, my puns aren't beary funny.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2008-02-21, 7:54 PM #20

Warlockmish

Registered Thread Abuser

Posts: 2,180

Originally posted by SavageX378:

Wow, that must have been on unbearable situation. He barely got away with just a scratch on the leg!

... yea I know, my puns aren't very funny.

You misspelled some words here.

Back again

2008-02-21, 7:56 PM #21

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Originally posted by Vinny:

How did he get away? :/

Originally posted by Jep:

Like this:

There you go, Jep.

omnia mea mecum porto

2008-02-21, 8:03 PM #22

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by Warlockmish:

You misspelled some words here.

Naw c'mon now. You're ****in' with us. You can't possibly be that dense.

Also, DA BEARS

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2008-02-21, 8:07 PM #23

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

I do believe Warlockmish just took his first step towards forming jokes...

They grow up so fast.

omnia mea mecum porto

2008-02-21, 8:22 PM #24

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Not unless I use the hammer of perpetual regression.

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2008-02-21, 10:09 PM #25

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Roach just won the thread.

2008-02-21, 10:25 PM #26

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Greenboy:

Don't **** with them.

[http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/Spin_Drift/cars/bear1.jpg]

[http://bp3.blogger.com/_dU-OecWD2P4/RYDJhdXA24I/AAAAAAAAAF8/KlUO70kg3Vs/s400/muldoon.jpg]

SHOOOOOT HAAAH

SHOOOOOOT HAAAH

2008-02-22, 7:14 AM #27

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by Warlockmish:

You misspelled some words here.

Ever attempted to break a wooden board with your head? I'm sure you'll have no problem breaking several in a row without breaking a sweat.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2008-02-22, 7:34 AM #28

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Roach:

There you go, Jep.

Thanks. *grumbles about stupid youtube links*

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-02-22, 8:01 AM #29

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

lmfao I remember the first time I saw that commercial... ahhh good times. "OH LOOK! AN EAGLE!"

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"