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Conundrum: Which came first, the cereal or the milk?
2008-02-25, 6:57 PM #1
this pretty much kept me up all week.
2008-02-25, 6:59 PM #2
Milk, because I'm pretty sure there have never existed mammals that spew forth cornflakes from their nipples.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-25, 7:00 PM #3
I picked milk because mammals have existed long before breakfast cereals, but then realized that "cereal" is a type of grain that has no doubt been around millions of years longer than mammals (and therefore milk) have.
Stuff
2008-02-25, 7:00 PM #4
yeah but did you ever stop to think that amphibians invented cereal??!!
2008-02-25, 7:01 PM #5
I believe that in context, cereal refers to the refined breakfast product.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-25, 7:03 PM #6
kyle90s would be a pretty solid name for a cereal.
2008-02-25, 7:04 PM #7
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
kyle90s would be a pretty solid name for a cereal.


someone like mb (mb) should photoshop this
2008-02-25, 7:07 PM #8
Quote:
ce·re·al /ˈsɪəriəl/
–noun
1. any plant of the grass family yielding an edible grain, as wheat, rye, oats, rice, or corn.


The question becomes, of course, which arose first on this planet - the cereals, or the mammals? I voted cereals, but upon further reflection I realize that it is likely that the mammals arose first.

I do not consider it important, as I am a mineral. :colbert:
2008-02-25, 7:09 PM #9
Originally posted by JM:
definition stuff


doesnt count
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2008-02-25, 7:31 PM #10
Here's a good cereal

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/baconfishblows.jpg]
Stuff
2008-02-25, 8:54 PM #11
GUYS

I'm making BACON VODKA next week. :tfti:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-25, 9:02 PM #12
Haha

hoho

etc.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2008-02-26, 7:53 AM #13
I do not!
nope.
2008-02-26, 4:00 PM #14
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I do not!


Do you at least have nutrients?
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