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Quesextion
2008-02-25, 10:57 PM #1
I was having an argument with a friend, and I decided to ask massassi for your opinion. So here is the question. Would you rather recieve a Blow Pop and a Job Offer, or would you rather eat a nice dinner out of a box in the freezer?

Man Talk
My friend is all about the pole shine, but I'm sorry, watching a girl slave away on your north pole, only to get the prize of your children after spending all that time pumping away at a mundane job that does nothing for her isn't that satisfying. Sorry. I'll take yoga for a semester and auto-dome if I wanted it that bad. Thank you very much. I think that watching a girl squirm around like a catfish without water is much more satisfying. Besides I have the equipment necessary to hand dry my laundry, but I don't exactly have a fiddle of my own to diddle with. Kapeesh?
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-25, 10:59 PM #2
Can girls even find your penis?
2008-02-25, 11:03 PM #3
<Rob> SAJN posted a thread about oral sex.
<Rob> Except he was trying to be really clever about it.
<Rob> So I made a fat joke.
<Rob> I think this is fitting because Sajn is fat.
<mb> youre implying that they even look


:v:
2008-02-25, 11:03 PM #4
This answer isn't a 'I'm cool on the internet' answer, or me trying to impress you, but I'm going to honestly answer your question with, I have a big enough p<genki>s, I am proud of it, and it isn't some freakish man beast, but it's awesome enough that I never worry about it and I am comfortable with it. 7.5
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-25, 11:03 PM #5
dude, tv dinners are nasty and really unhealthy. you'll put on a ton of weight eating that crap

o.0
2008-02-25, 11:04 PM #6
This thread is full of things I dont want to know about.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-02-25, 11:05 PM #7
Originally posted by SAJN:
This answer isn't a 'I'm cool on the internet' answer, or me trying to impress you, but I'm going to honestly answer your question with, I have a big enough p<genki>s, I am proud of it, and it isn't some freakish man beast, but it's awesome enough that I never worry about it and I am comfortable with it. 7.5


millimeters.
2008-02-25, 11:05 PM #8
Originally posted by Rob:
<Rob> SAJN posted a thread about oral sex.
<Rob> Except he was trying to be really clever about it.
<Rob> So I made a fat joke.
<Rob> I think this is fitting because Sajn is fat.
<mb> youre implying that they even look


:v:


I'll also answer this by being honest and saying fat jokes don't really phase me anymore considering I've lost about 60 lbs in the past year, and I'm considered average weight now. I haven't gained a single pound back from what I've lost, and I haven't gained weight in a full year.
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-25, 11:07 PM #9
in b4 da possible lock.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2008-02-25, 11:07 PM #10
Another SAJN vs. [whoever] thread?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-02-25, 11:07 PM #11
Do we really need a thread like this? Do you really care what men think about your privates.

If you really care, just PM Vinny and get this whole issue over with.

We don't need to scar minds here.

Damn.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-02-25, 11:08 PM #12
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Another SAJN vs. [whoever] thread?


Another "Another [X INTERNET CLEVARNESS] thread" post?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-02-25, 11:09 PM #13
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Another SAJN vs. [whoever] thread?


Another "Another [X INTERNET CLEVARNESS] thread" post?


Another "Another [X LOL LOGIC]" post? What a hero.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-02-25, 11:09 PM #14
somebody's girlfriend doesn't give good head

edit: did you expect a serious thread
2008-02-25, 11:09 PM #15
The thread wasn't about me, I'm just trying to shut Rob up. I can't sneeze without him making a rude or 'clever' comment. This thread is about other things, not me and my dong, and my (now lack of) fat.
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-25, 11:10 PM #16
Sexcalibur?

:master:

2008-02-25, 11:14 PM #17
Originally posted by SAJN:
I'm just trying to shut Rob up.


I bet if I threw a hoho down you'd shut up.


Get it? Because your mouth would be full of hoho.
2008-02-25, 11:16 PM #18
Originally posted by SAJN:
The thread wasn't about me, I'm just trying to shut Rob up. I can't sneeze without him making a rude or 'clever' comment. This thread is about other things, not me and my dong, and my (now lack of) fat.


You can shut him up. It's called the ignore list, no?

Although I agree the ignore listed posts should disappear, I rather not know TE posted in every thread.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-02-25, 11:19 PM #19
not if he goes for a twinkie first.


:v:

o.0
2008-02-25, 11:20 PM #20
So wait, because you've never had shameless oral sex, I'm supposed to feel bad about it too? They're both fun.
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2008-02-25, 11:23 PM #21
Originally posted by JediKirby:
So wait, because you've never had sex, I'm supposed to feel bad about it too?


:ninja:
2008-02-25, 11:25 PM #22
Only if the box is filled with delicious smoked cheeses

nyoro~n[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k126/hyrax_of_love/churuya.png]
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2008-02-25, 11:26 PM #23
You know a thread is really crapped when pedoking comes and pedos it up.
2008-02-25, 11:30 PM #24
[http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4971/1189775102825wu2.jpg]
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-02-26, 12:03 AM #25
This thread makes me hate myself even more. :suicide:
2008-02-26, 12:10 AM #26
Having lived on frozen tv dinners for quite a long time I've gotten pretty tired of them. They never taste as good as something you can prepare yourself.
I've only ever recieved a job offer once before, and it was from a dude. I declined, though I sometimes wonder what could have been.
2008-02-26, 12:15 AM #27
This thread does a great job of sucking, unlike SAJN's girlfriend.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2008-02-26, 12:30 AM #28
Damn, Spork!

Not that it matters at this point since this thread was derailed 5 minutes before it was ever posted but: 69
Pissed Off?
2008-02-26, 1:04 AM #29
I haven't done it, but I think I would enjoy giving as much as receiving. Maybe more.
2008-02-26, 1:14 AM #30
Better to receive. If you disagree, there is definitely someone doing it wrong.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-26, 1:42 AM #31
2008-02-26, 3:02 AM #32
"No, that's the opposite of what is good."

Outstanding.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-26, 5:21 AM #33
"Sorry. I'll take yoga for a semester and auto-dome if I wanted it that bad."

Wouldn't the negative feeling of a dick in your mouth override the positive feeling of a mouth on your dick?
2008-02-26, 5:23 AM #34
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Better to receive. If you disagree, there is definitely someone doing it wrong.


There are some of us that love the art of cunnilingus and require no reciprocation. That said, I love head. Both are awesome, like Christmas but without the wrapping paper.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2008-02-26, 5:27 AM #35
You know... I almost understood that banter of crap, which is a bad thing. Isn't everyone here now at least over 16? Shouldn't they all be able to talk about sex... not graphically mind you but just use scientific terms so we can all read a reasonable sentence.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-02-26, 5:40 AM #36
Originally posted by ZULLY:
There are some of us that love the art of cunnilingus and require no reciprocation. That said, I love head. Both are awesome, like Christmas but without the wrapping paper.

+1
D E A T H
2008-02-26, 5:48 AM #37
Originally posted by JM:
"Sorry. I'll take yoga for a semester and auto-dome if I wanted it that bad."

Wouldn't the negative feeling of a dick in your mouth override the positive feeling of a mouth on your dick?


I think you're onto something here.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-02-26, 6:05 AM #38
Also, best way to get a blowjob.
D E A T H
2008-02-26, 6:17 AM #39
Originally posted by SAJN:
.I can't sneeze without him making a rude or 'clever' comment.


[obligatory big nose comment]
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2008-02-26, 6:22 AM #40
Originally posted by JM:
"Sorry. I'll take yoga for a semester and auto-dome if I wanted it that bad."

Wouldn't the negative feeling of a dick in your mouth override the positive feeling of a mouth on your dick?

Oh hell. I only skimmed over SAJN's post and missed that bit completely.

What the crap. He'd rather fellate himself than have a girl do it.

Seriously, god damn.
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