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This thread is about America
2008-03-01, 3:44 AM #1
America is full of fat, stupid people. :burger: :burger: McDonalds, LOL. Nothing bad ever happens in any country other than America. Why, sometimes it seems like this is all I post about!

Here is the American national anthem (whatever it is), only I inserted a witty quip! I'm a riot!

Uh oh! I sure hope I don't get in trouble for posting this! I wouldn't want to have to compare my censorship to the Ukrainian famine or some other horrific and catastrophic loss of human life! Maybe I'll post that closing my thread would be like dropping another bomb on Hiroshima!

I don't know anything about American politics, but here's a thread about politics and I don't think I've reminded people just how much of a retard I am! I know, I'll reword a joke I heard on Futurama! I don't know, maybe it's a direct quote from whatever moon-man language version I heard it from?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Haha, get it? I don't watch CNN but I sure do catch the funny parts on Youtube! I hear those craaaaaazy Americans sure do like to shoot each other, especially at schools! Stuff like that doesn't happen in places like my wonderful home country, no sir-ee! Why we don't even have guns here! And those stupid Americans are so obsessed with money that, by golly, other bad things happen too!

Aren't I hilariously irreverent?! My being born in another country and having an awkward, off-kilter grasp of humor is an excuse for being a hypernationalist douche! Woo! Put a bullet in my head, I'm a moron!
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2008-03-01, 3:48 AM #2
The fact that it took a Canadian to post this is a sign that the Americans on this forum have the patience and humility of saints. I sure wish the person this thread is about would stop posting this garbage but I guess you need small people to show what the great people are all about.
2008-03-01, 4:25 AM #3
This thread rules.
2008-03-01, 5:27 AM #4
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2008-03-01, 5:28 AM #5
I'll interpret this as your impersonation of FGR.
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2008-03-01, 5:36 AM #6
Originally posted by stat:
I'll interpret this as your impersonation of FGR.

Brilliant deduction, Clouseau.
2008-03-01, 5:36 AM #7
Eh, FGR just says "Damn you Americans are nuts" every once in a while as a joke.

Unless I've missed something.

Which is possible.

Or maybe Jon just hates everything.
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2008-03-01, 5:39 AM #8
Originally posted by stat:
I'll interpret this as your impersonation of FGR.


I base that judgement on the fact that I didn't really find it funny, nor do I find this style of posting all that funny, either.

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2008-03-01, 5:40 AM #9
Well, you got to give him some credit. If it is considered "beating a dead horse," I'm not sure what is left of said horse now.
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2008-03-01, 5:49 AM #10
Originally posted by Emon:
Eh, FGR just says "Damn you Americans are nuts" every once in a while as a joke.


You must have not read any post he's made in the past five months.

Quote:
"Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet...

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the Dahmer free and the home of the Wayne Gacy brave?"

"
Hahaha America can't have universal health care...

Hahaha America can't have universal health care because making poor people healthy is communism.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/26178DCThe-Joker-Posters.jpg"

"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/em...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/emot-burger.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/emot-burger.gif

Oh, America! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWsyYm0ik)"

"One of those ideas that look good on paper,...

One of those ideas that look good on paper, wouldn't work on real life and Americans fap over whatever the results and yell "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED".

Ha."

"I'm glad we don't have tuitions here. But I...

I'm glad we don't have tuitions here.

But I guess we're just that socialist. :psyduck:"

"
And neither has their original (read: correct)...

And neither has their original (read: correct) meaning in America."

"Ah, American politics... "I think the...

Ah, American politics...

"I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!"..."

"
I don't actually expect any American (or a Finn...

I don't actually expect any American (or a Finn for that matter) to know what Balkan means (or contains) besides the sausage (that's solely a finländsk product, though). And there are probably..."

"You're right. You're already the size of ½ Europe...

You're right. You're already the size of ½ Europe (or 1.5 Europe if Canada is counted in) so that's actually all the "world" you really need.

And I'm sure the KLA was just really being mean after..."

"Chances of that are higher when the person isn't...

Chances of that are higher when the person isn't an American!

Oh America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWsyYm0ik)"





This is just in the past two weeks. Unfunny/incoherent posts about America is what he does.
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2008-03-01, 5:58 AM #11
Oh, I see. That doesn't strike me as being that bad and worthy of Jon's harsh criticisms. I never exactly take him serious though.
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2008-03-01, 6:15 AM #12
Originally posted by Emon:
Oh, I see. That doesn't strike me as


2 years. I can't have been the only one to notice it.
2008-03-01, 6:15 AM #13
Maybe I'm just a saint. :tfti:
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2008-03-01, 6:34 AM #14
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2008-03-01, 7:00 AM #15
Cracking pic of Grimey.
2008-03-01, 7:31 AM #16
Originally posted by Emon:
Or maybe Jon just hates everything.


Jon hates everything.
2008-03-01, 8:10 AM #17
Yeah, this was a really great thread. This should be against the rules. Grow up, Jon'C.
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2008-03-01, 8:15 AM #18
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2008-03-01, 8:18 AM #19
Wow, JonC, I must have missed something good in the past few days. I wonder if it was in my health care thread. Hmmm.
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2008-03-01, 8:31 AM #20
No, I agree with Jon'C. Thanks for addressing what I'm sure many of us were thinking.
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2008-03-01, 9:02 AM #21
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2008-03-01, 9:04 AM #22
Originally posted by Jon`C:
The fact that it took a Canadian to post this is a sign that the Americans on this forum have the patience and humility of saints. I sure wish the person this thread is about would stop posting this garbage but I guess you need small people to show what the great people are all about.

I'm actually seething with rage.

AMERICAN INTERNET NERD RAGE! :argh:
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2008-03-01, 9:04 AM #23
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
No, I agree with Jon'C. Thanks for addressing what I'm sure many of us were thinking.


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2008-03-01, 10:11 AM #24
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2008-03-01, 10:31 AM #25
And here I thought most of us Americans that post here on Massassi have either just been a) agreeing with the sentiment that we could be a better country, regardless of "what everybody else does" or b) that we're too dumb about what goes on in the rest of the world and thus also adopt the mentality that Jon`C mocked. Maybe even c) we don't care.

Personally, I think it's a little of everything here on Massassi. In any case, poor grumpy Jon`C.

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2008-03-01, 11:12 AM #26
I wonder if JonC has some undying hate for FGR.
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2008-03-01, 11:15 AM #27
Originally posted by Jon`C:
2 years. I can't have been the only one to notice it.

No, I noticed, but I have not been angry enough to say anything about it. His bigotry may be incessantly annoying and downright offensive, but I just do not feel like wasting the time arguing with that idiot.
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2008-03-01, 11:50 AM #28
Joncy wins 6 universes.
nope.
2008-03-01, 12:31 PM #29
I thought this thread was about me. :-( Stupid Americans.
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2008-03-01, 1:34 PM #30
Originally posted by landfish:
Hugh Laurie being a legend


you sir, win this thread.

the first couple of times I saw that sketch I found myself really wanting him to say "The states of America". but it is so much funnier that he does the whole song with only 3 words and no complete sentences.
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2008-03-01, 1:53 PM #31
I love Stephen Fry.
2008-03-01, 2:45 PM #32
The thing I don't like about the song is that no American refers to their country as "The States."
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2008-03-01, 2:51 PM #33
I do sometimes >_>
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2008-03-01, 2:56 PM #34
Originally posted by mb:
I do sometimes >_>


Freak.
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2008-03-01, 11:10 PM #35
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[http://www.usmonuments.info/images/washingtonmonu.jpg]

AMERICAN MONUMENTS ARE SEXUAL SYMBOLS. :colbert:
2008-03-01, 11:14 PM #36
that's right America has the biggest penis
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2008-03-01, 11:25 PM #37
Man, if only the Internet had more Emons and Tracers...

... that would actually be quite scary. Especially the former.

At least they still have the right attitude.
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2008-03-02, 12:08 AM #38
Originally posted by Mikkel Moore:
Man, if only the Internet had more Emons and Tracers...

... that would actually be quite scary. Especially the former.

At least they still have the right attitude.


if it's the right attitude, i'd suggest you employ it.

your 'rofl americans at it again' routine is not funny; it's ignorant, childish, and, most of all, tiresome.

as Jon`C pointed out, the fact it took a Canadian to comment about this is testament to the idea that, at least here at massassi, there are many 'Emons' (i'd be quick to add there seem to be a fair amount of 'Tracers,' as well).

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2008-03-02, 12:13 AM #39
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2008-03-02, 12:26 AM #40
Originally posted by HooDWinkeR:
if it's the right attitude, i'd suggest you employ it.

your 'rofl americans at it again' routine is not funny, ignorant, childish, and, most of all, tiresome.

as Jon`C pointed out, the fact it took a Canadian to comment about this is testament to the idea that, at least here at massassi, there are many 'Emons' (i'd be quick to add there seem to be a fair amount of 'Tracers,' as well).

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