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What do you think you will die of?
2008-03-05, 5:00 PM #1
What do you think you will die of? An automobile accident? Lung cancer? Cirrhosis of the liver? Blowing yourself up doing something dumb?

I figure I'll die in a motorcycle wreck.
2008-03-05, 5:05 PM #2
I get injured all the time. I'm lucky I'm alive right now.

I'll probably trip on a skateboard and get impaled on a fire hydrant. Or chock on some jello. Or maybe fall off a stadium. Again.
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2008-03-05, 5:08 PM #3
Heat death of the universe
2008-03-05, 5:10 PM #4
The main risks to my life these days are falling of a mountain or becoming the meat in a car sandwich while cycling. Barring those events I'll probably live to a ripe old age if my grandparents are anything to go by.
2008-03-05, 5:10 PM #5
Most likely some sort of organ failure related to being close to 90, like the rest of my family.

:D
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2008-03-05, 5:16 PM #6
Probably around 70-75. As much as I get in stupid accidents, I have a feeling it will be the heart disease that runs in the females in my family that gets me. Of course, with me being particularly accident-prone (all seemingly involving my head and spine), who knows the condition of my spine at that point...I probably won't be able to move by the time I reach 50.
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2008-03-05, 5:24 PM #7
I figure that I can naturally live to at least 80, and it's likely that life extension methods will be well advanced by then to allow me to live a lot longer.
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2008-03-05, 5:45 PM #8
lung cancer.. Mmmm cigarettes
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2008-03-05, 5:49 PM #9
Cirrhosis
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2008-03-05, 5:52 PM #10
Originally posted by Steven:
Blowing yourself up doing something dumb?


Well, you've got me pegged.

Either that or self-inflicted accidental electrocution. Or poisoned by some crazy chemical concoction.
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2008-03-05, 6:03 PM #11
I'll probably get shot by some ******* after calling him an *******.
2008-03-05, 6:38 PM #12
Probably my heart will explode from eating unhealthy at around the age of 30......ah well....
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2008-03-05, 6:41 PM #13
Suicide. I would include one of the many cancers I'll inherent from my family legacy, but then suicide is the only possibility again. I refuse to grow old and die slowly.
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2008-03-05, 6:51 PM #14
Always wondered what it would be like to eat myself from the bottom up.
2008-03-05, 7:19 PM #15
Heart attack or suicide, probably.
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2008-03-05, 7:22 PM #16
Barring disease or sudden heart attack in old age I might take the Hunter S. Thompson way out.
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2008-03-05, 7:27 PM #17
Probably far later than I would like. Stupid lingering life trying to put me through pain and discomfort!
2008-03-05, 8:15 PM #18
Motorcycle accident, I'm also incredibly afraid that another employees negligence on an aircraft operation will be my end.
2008-03-05, 9:11 PM #19
I figure by the time I'm 25 I'll have done everything I want to do, so I''ll go skydiving without the parachute.
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2008-03-05, 9:13 PM #20
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Suicide. I would include one of the many cancers I'll inherent from my family legacy, but then suicide is the only possibility again. I refuse to grow old and die slowly.


you just can't stand the thought of shrinking with old age


I betting on dieing from old age
at least thats what i hope for
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2008-03-05, 9:45 PM #21
my own stupidity, some accident or heart disease.
2008-03-05, 10:25 PM #22
Spontaneous matter-to-energy conversion.
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2008-03-05, 10:40 PM #23
jumping a flaming motocycle over a 5 mile stretch of total blenders.. at the age of 100


will i blend?
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2008-03-05, 11:01 PM #24
That would take an ungodly amount of electricity for all those blenders.

:obvious:
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2008-03-06, 8:36 AM #25
honestly i figured i'd be dead by now, so i havent really given it any thought in recent years.

i'm terrified of a car accident though. i dont always think about it, but sometimes when i'm driving i just have visions of terrible accidents. oddly enough, i like driving and these visions dont really detract from the fun.
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2008-03-06, 8:42 AM #26
Either naturally at 100 after 20 years of forgetting absolutely everything except how to play through Deus Ex and find all the secrets (I'll be finishing my very last playthrough right before I die). Or alternatively it's gonna be something insanely anticlimactic like getting shot during some fool's heist attempt or run over by a mosquito. Probably way before I can make up my awesome funeral film and request for lasers.
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2008-03-06, 9:20 AM #27
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Suicide. I would include one of the many cancers I'll inherent from my family legacy, but then suicide is the only possibility again. I refuse to grow old and die slowly.


Well, you don't necessarily have to suicide per-se, but there's always taking up cooler and dumber hobbies until one of them gets you. After you get over the initial gut reaction of almost getting killed, it'd be a pretty good ride while it lasts.
2008-03-06, 9:24 AM #28
Haha, excellent point. I change mine to Obi's post.
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2008-03-06, 9:27 AM #29
Skydiving or BASE jumping accident.

Hopefully later in my life, rather than sooner. If I get family, I'd be likely to take it easy though.

But I'd definately want to go out that way, instead of dying in a hospital bed (ultimate hate).
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2008-03-06, 10:08 AM #30
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
will i blend?


That's the question.
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2008-03-06, 12:28 PM #31
German maching gun fire at Normandy.
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2008-03-06, 12:32 PM #32
If I don't lose weight, I assume 75ish. If I get in shape, my family has a pretty long average life. My grandfather is still kicking at 98.
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2008-03-06, 12:52 PM #33
I will probably die of starvation
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2008-03-06, 12:53 PM #34
Climbing accident.
2008-03-06, 2:40 PM #35
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2008-03-06, 3:00 PM #36
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2008-03-06, 3:35 PM #37
Originally posted by Spook:
German maching gun fire at Normandy.


ya know... now that i checked my history of time travel book... it seems you might be the one mentioned as "the great spook" who unlocked the secret to time travel... he was rumored to die on one of his trips back
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2008-03-06, 4:42 PM #38
Well, until two years ago (quit drinking, sober two years) I was completely positive that I would die of an alcohol-related death before my 21st.

Since drugs and alcohol are out of the equation now, I think that I'll die falling off a cliff at 97. (I want to die falling off something high)
2008-03-06, 4:57 PM #39
brings a sense to ''go jump off a cliff and die!''

''well, i plan to! someday!''
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2008-03-06, 7:08 PM #40
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
ya know... now that i checked my history of time travel book... it seems you might be the one mentioned as "the great spook" who unlocked the secret to time travel... he was rumored to die on one of his trips back


Well I guess that's what I get for going back in time to participate in huge battles. I do it for the thrill.

At least I know I will live on in the handbook to every timetravel belt.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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