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holy crap.. lol
2008-03-13, 5:09 PM #1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

I'm lost for words
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-13, 5:15 PM #2
Yeah, I literally don't know what to say.
2008-03-13, 5:19 PM #3
Heard about it this morning, coming from here in Kansas, I'm not surprised.

She does have mental problems though, and the bathroom was her "safe room" according to the latest update I've heard.
2008-03-13, 5:24 PM #4
Hmm...Kansas. Yep.
Warhead[97]
2008-03-13, 6:07 PM #5
I saw this headline a day or two ago, said "what the ****" and moved on
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2008-03-13, 6:18 PM #6
NOODLEY APPENDAGES
D E A T H
2008-03-13, 7:24 PM #7
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They both must have been crazy?
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2008-03-13, 8:35 PM #8
Well if you're gonna stay in the same spot for two years the toilet is the only place that makes sense.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-03-13, 9:24 PM #9
hehe, imagine christmas, or her birthday.

"Honey! I got you a brand new set of. . .Toilet paper!!!"
My blawgh.
2008-03-13, 9:27 PM #10
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
hehe, imagine christmas, or her birthday.

"Honey! I got you a brand new set of. . .Toilet paper!!!"


What would she use it for? Her skin grew around the seat. Using toilet paper requires you to take your bottom off the seat.

Think about that for a moment. Think of what it would be like in there...
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-03-13, 9:30 PM #11
After eating Ted's Texas Ranch 82oz Bleu Cheese Ribeye Belly-Buster Challenge, I was on the toilet for two years
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2008-03-13, 9:32 PM #12
I'd get her a splash guard.
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2008-03-13, 9:58 PM #13
Originally posted by Stormtrooper:
Heard about it this morning, coming from here in Kansas, I'm not surprised.


No, this is surprising no matter where it comes from. This is the story that has finally caused me to stop believing the news.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-03-13, 10:13 PM #14
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I'd get her a splash guard.


I don't understand this device!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-13, 10:19 PM #15
Originally posted by Echoman:
What would she use it for? Her skin grew around the seat. Using toilet paper requires you to take your bottom off the seat.

Think about that for a moment. Think of what it would be like in there...


Toilet paper has more than one use.
My blawgh.
2008-03-13, 10:21 PM #16
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
Toilet paper has more than one use.


She's not a man and has a boyfriend...
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-03-13, 11:37 PM #17
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
I don't understand this device!

+1

whatever it's supposed to do, there's no way it's worth $80. what a freaking joke.
2008-03-13, 11:53 PM #18
Originally posted by Echoman:
What would she use it for? Her skin grew around the seat. Using toilet paper requires you to take your bottom off the seat.

Think about that for a moment. Think of what it would be like in there...


I wipe while sitting down..

o.0
2008-03-14, 12:05 AM #19
Haha. Sure! Hippies don't believe in toilet paper.
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2008-03-14, 12:11 AM #20
you know, on a trip last summer someone assured me that rocks worked just as well. he was on the other side of the island for like an hour. I don't think rocks worked out so well. >_>

o.0
2008-03-14, 12:20 AM #21
Ha! Burgerboys.
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2008-03-14, 7:14 AM #22
i bet she was feeling a bit pissed off, crappy and flush.
2008-03-14, 5:37 PM #23
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
i bet she was feeling a bit pissed off, crappy and flush.

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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2008-03-14, 6:00 PM #24
Weird.
Man what is she had smelly poo. She couldn't (Didn't...) run out of the bathroom and be like "Ewwww"

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