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Liar!
2008-03-14, 5:03 AM #1
So, most people have lied majorly at least once or twice in their lives, and some people even get away with it regularly. So...

What's the biggest or best lie that you've told someone and got away with?

(I bet someone will post "being cool on internet" or some similar bandwagon induced crap)
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-03-14, 5:16 AM #2
I never occasionally lie.
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2008-03-14, 5:40 AM #3
I'm a terrible liar.
2008-03-14, 6:26 AM #4
Well, I tricked a girl in work into believing that another girl had a wooden prosthetic leg. She even believed me when I told her that the other girl once went to a fancy dress Christmas party as a tree by wearing tinsel and standing on one leg all night.
2008-03-14, 7:15 AM #5
i told a girl i loved her for a year because the sex was immense
2008-03-14, 7:43 AM #6
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
i told a girl i loved her for a year because the sex was immense

:(
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2008-03-14, 7:27 PM #7
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
i told a girl i loved her for a year because the sex was immense


He has graced us with a demonstration of his talent for lies!
:master:
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-03-14, 7:40 PM #8
I was a virgin for about a year after I started having sex. :ninja:
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2008-03-14, 8:18 PM #9
I'm not really the girl they're singing about in My Sharona.
2008-03-14, 8:42 PM #10
I divorced my mother (I'm her guardian) from my father so my father could get remarried. Now every time I see my mom (who's brain damaged) I tell her that my father still loves her, that he had to leave the state because of his health (true), and that he's living alone and has no interest in dating. This is the only time I really do lie and it's for my mother's mental health. v_v Hopefully my dad will finally tell her this weekend when he visits, but probably not. Last time he saw my mom he introduced his then fiance as my friend from school...I also have to lie about this as well. >_<
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2008-03-14, 8:55 PM #11
Ouch. Somebody else go next.
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2008-03-14, 9:28 PM #12
Yeah...I think I may have just killed this. <_<
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2008-03-14, 9:35 PM #13
0.o
2008-03-15, 12:34 AM #14
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
Yeah...I think I may have just killed this. <_<


Honestly, I will feel sad when I go sleep tonight. No sarcasm.
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2008-03-15, 2:46 AM #15
the only lies I tell are obvious lies for lulz.
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2008-03-15, 3:14 AM #16
i lie for money, i lie for sympathy,i lie for love.
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2008-03-15, 4:30 PM #17
I lie down.
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2008-03-15, 9:53 PM #18
Originally posted by ZULLY:
I was a virgin for about a year after I started having sex. :ninja:


this but backwards.
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2008-03-15, 10:17 PM #19
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I divorced my mother (I'm her guardian) from my father so my father could get remarried. Now every time I see my mom (who's brain damaged) I tell her that my father still loves her, that he had to leave the state because of his health (true), and that he's living alone and has no interest in dating. This is the only time I really do lie and it's for my mother's mental health. v_v Hopefully my dad will finally tell her this weekend when he visits, but probably not. Last time he saw my mom he introduced his then fiance as my friend from school...I also have to lie about this as well. >_<


D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
2008-03-15, 10:46 PM #20
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2008-03-16, 10:36 AM #21
Yeah, I only really lie these days if it's stupidly obvious and funny for other people. Especially when one person believes you and the rest don't, and play along.

Those are good lies.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-03-16, 10:38 AM #22
also she bought me loads of stuff too
2008-03-16, 12:42 PM #23
"Hey, cowboy, $50 for a half-n-half. Sure, I'm a woman."
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2008-03-16, 1:43 PM #24
i lie about my weight
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2008-03-17, 10:21 PM #25
My friend thinks im jewish.
Take that there and put it in here
2008-03-17, 10:28 PM #26
oh I lie all the time :D
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2008-03-17, 10:58 PM #27
I always finish my senten...
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2008-03-18, 10:17 AM #28
We told the kids at the summer camp where I worked all sorts of stories. They were all harmless though. For example, the lake was cold because of the refrigerator sharks that are in the lake. Oh, and the camp director has big heaters in the lake, but he is stingy and never turns them on because he doesn't want the power bill. There were underwater gnomes in the lake, and they ran the apple butter cooler under the dock. The Appalachian Mountain Lawnmower is an animal that goes around keeping all of the trails clean. Hmm, oh there was the Appalachian Barking Spider that makes farting noises. The thing is as big as a dinner plate!

Yeah, the kids were pretty young. :D
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-03-18, 10:25 AM #29
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I divorced my mother (I'm her guardian) from my father so my father could get remarried. Now every time I see my mom (who's brain damaged) I tell her that my father still loves her, that he had to leave the state because of his health (true), and that he's living alone and has no interest in dating. This is the only time I really do lie and it's for my mother's mental health. v_v Hopefully my dad will finally tell her this weekend when he visits, but probably not. Last time he saw my mom he introduced his then fiance as my friend from school...I also have to lie about this as well. >_<


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And :(
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2008-03-18, 10:52 AM #30
I lie all the time. I'll lie to strangers about the school I go to, or lie about where I'm working, or how much I'm making, what I did on the weekend, which version of the iPhone firmware I'm using, what kind of coffee I like, what my favorite kind of gin is.

I'm pretty forthcoming to my family and friends, but for some reason I get some weird thrill from lying about nonsense to strangers.
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2008-03-18, 10:59 AM #31
We're all strangers.


MAYBE THAT WAS A LIE YOU JUST TOLD
2008-03-18, 11:02 AM #32
Oh come on.

We're no strangers to lovvvvee
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2008-03-18, 11:03 AM #33
You're just lucky they didn't ban text-rickrolls. :P
2008-03-18, 11:16 AM #34
I'm not actually SAJN, I'm Pepsi twist. I'm so sorry. :gonk:
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