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How does Superman get a hair cut?
2008-03-16, 5:12 PM #1
So? :colbert:

Does he do it himself with his laser eyes?

Ordinary barber's tools surely wouldn't be strong enough to cut his hair. Even if they were, the barber would see Clark without his glasses on! It is all a mystery.
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2008-03-16, 5:22 PM #2
am I the only one disappointed that this thread didn't contain a punchline?
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2008-03-16, 5:30 PM #3
In the cartoon he shaved using a mirror and his laser eyes.
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2008-03-16, 5:53 PM #4
superman is a saiyan and its well known their hair doesnt grow :colbert:
2008-03-16, 6:03 PM #5
I want Superman's parts in my face. :(
2008-03-16, 6:45 PM #6
Laser eyes or kryptonite-bladed scissors.
2008-03-16, 6:49 PM #7
but wouldnt the lasers just cut the cheap mirror, as you would need an incredibly polished high quality mirror to reflect a cutting laser, as any slightest smudge on it would absorb energy and cause damage to the mirror, furthering its destruction.

/slightly achohol affected answer.

he is superman

/real answer
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2008-03-16, 7:02 PM #8
Superman gets his hair cut at the same barber shop that James Bond and so many other heroes with impeccable, invulnerable hair get their hair cut.
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2008-03-16, 7:13 PM #9
i'd rather know how superman/clark kent bangs lois without injuring her
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2008-03-16, 7:26 PM #10
Very gently
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

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2008-03-16, 9:10 PM #11
Originally posted by alpha1:
but wouldnt the lasers just cut the cheap mirror, as you would need an incredibly polished high quality mirror to reflect a cutting laser, as any slightest smudge on it would absorb energy and cause damage to the mirror, furthering its destruction.

/slightly achohol affected answer.

he is superman

/real answer

He's Superman, you think he'd settle for a cheap mirror?
2008-03-16, 9:14 PM #12
Yes, because you don't much money as a journalist.
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2008-03-16, 9:23 PM #13
Its been a long time since he's needed the identity to make money. Superman is an officially government funded entity.
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2008-03-16, 10:27 PM #14
He burns extra hair off with laser vision.
Seriously, it was in a comic.
2008-03-16, 11:40 PM #15
Srsly I doubt he burns his hair off.
In Smallville it just doesn't grow.
2008-03-17, 12:08 AM #16
You can seriously doubt it all you want. But that's what he did in the comics, and the comics is pretty much the law for stuff like this (yeah even the contradicting stuff)
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2008-03-17, 12:21 AM #17
No, Superman cannot turn back time. :colbert:
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2008-03-17, 12:29 AM #18
But he did
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2008-03-17, 12:32 AM #19
No. No.
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2008-03-17, 12:36 AM #20
Superman always bored me anyway, he was too ridiculously powerful.
I mean, you always expect the good guys to win, sure, but with superman it was just... so freaking obvious.
Boring.
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2008-03-17, 3:53 AM #21
I agree. And what's the deal with that suit anyway.

Give me a ninja turtle any day of the week.
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2008-03-17, 5:38 AM #22
theres some awesome superheroes with immense power like spawn and lobo, its just because superman is boring as hell
2008-03-17, 6:06 AM #23
It doesn't help that he's completely invulnerable. They had to invent a plot device just to fix that.
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2008-03-17, 6:15 AM #24
its ok though because when batman crams loads of kryptonite into his suit and beats superman in the face its all very entertaining
2008-03-17, 9:58 AM #25
Maybe since he's super man he can just suck unwanted hair through his scalp. Or if he wants longer hair, he can just kind make a constipated face and push out an inch or two.

He is full of plenty of other stupid gimmicks after all.
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2008-03-17, 11:10 AM #26
Well, shears definitely won't do the job.
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2008-03-17, 1:04 PM #27
What a douche bag.
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2008-03-17, 3:08 PM #28
By washing his hair with kryptonite shampoo first.
2008-03-17, 3:18 PM #29
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
What a douche bag.

Dick, Superman is a dick.
2008-03-17, 3:31 PM #30
Originally posted by Emon:
It doesn't help that he's completely invulnerable. They had to invent a plot device just to fix that.


That's what bothers me too. It seems like almost anyone in the Superman universe can acquire kryptonite. From what I've understand, it suppose to be very, very rare but it seems you can buy the stuff at a local store. It's like me going out and ordering a shipment of plutonium.
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2008-03-17, 8:30 PM #31
The real question is how does he jack off without killing a dozen people.

I assume he wax poetics on a fairly regular basis, I mean if he had a wet dream who knows where he'd shoot a hole through is apartment.

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