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Greatest One-Liners

2008-03-17, 12:42 PM #1

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Army of Darkness
Big Trouble in Little China
They Live

Post any good lines you can think of. Be sure to include the movie they are from and the character who says the line.

[No one had better mention Duke Nukem, since all of his lines are stolen from the above movies as well as a few others.]

2008-03-17, 1:10 PM #2

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Sorry to end the thread so early but...

John Mc-mother****ing-Clane

Die Hard Movies.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-03-17, 1:20 PM #3

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Originally posted by Spook:

Sorry to end the thread so early but...

I have that song as mp3 :ninja:

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try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2008-03-17, 1:33 PM #4

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, BECAUSE THEY GOT NINJAS AND **** YO

2008-03-17, 3:36 PM #5

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

If you voted for anything other than Army of Darkness, kill yourself.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-03-17, 3:38 PM #6

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

The one liners in Army of Darkness are bad, but they feel so good.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-03-17, 3:40 PM #7

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Take it... take it... TAKE THE ****ING ELEPHANT!!!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2008-03-18, 6:02 AM #8

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

GET TO THE CHOPPAH

2008-03-18, 6:05 AM #9

Blood Asp

Something Witty

Posts: 1,286

Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:

GET TO THE CHOPPAH

Holy **** yes!

Current Maps | Newest Map

2008-03-18, 9:27 AM #10

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Let off some steam, Bennett!

:master::master::master:

2008-03-18, 9:35 AM #11

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-03-18, 10:08 AM #12

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

"i live for this ****" - vin diesel in triple x, xxx lives for this ****

2008-03-18, 10:08 AM #13

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:

"i live for this ****" - vin diesel in triple x, xxx lives for this ****

all he did was fall out of a helicopter

i live for this ****

2008-03-18, 1:16 PM #14

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Yeah Die Hard gets my vote too.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2008-03-18, 1:30 PM #15

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:

all he did was fall out of a helicopter

i live for this ****

No, he was dragged out the back of a C-130.

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Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2008-03-18, 3:18 PM #16

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

same thing

2008-03-18, 3:53 PM #17

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

GET OFF MY PLANE.

nope.

2008-03-18, 8:51 PM #18

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!!!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!