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sonya blayd was playing DEATH and SEEK with kano with guns...
2008-03-18, 6:08 PM #1
"no a kung fu man does not ever cry!"

Probably the most epic Mortal Kombat story you will ever hear. I originally thought this was by Peter Chimaera or the kid who wrote Full Life Consequences, but it isn't.
2008-03-18, 6:52 PM #2
Wow. That is hilarious.

i am THE HELL GOATS!
Pissed Off?
2008-03-18, 7:21 PM #3
:awesome:
一个大西瓜
2008-03-18, 7:35 PM #4
:awesome:
nope.
2008-03-18, 7:37 PM #5
Beware forearms man.
Life is beautiful.
2008-03-18, 7:47 PM #6
it would have been funnier to read I think
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-18, 9:09 PM #7
Reminds me of Davecat's writing.
2008-03-19, 2:34 AM #8
you r now the chosen warriors of heartfelled density!!!
2008-03-19, 2:59 AM #9
Hmm, the story actually reminds me of the movie plot.
Sorry for the lousy German
2008-03-19, 10:30 AM #10
fake
2008-03-19, 1:18 PM #11
Originally posted by Recusant:
you r now the chosen warriors of heartfelled density!!!

Luled at "Density"
2008-03-19, 5:48 PM #12
The funny thing was that the reader read it as "destiny."
2008-03-19, 6:35 PM #13
Awww
2008-03-19, 6:44 PM #14
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-03-19, 7:35 PM #15
and he dodged spearsnakes by ducking (like in matricks)
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-03-19, 9:49 PM #16
a kid did not write this. someone "our age" wrote this. :argh: :argh: :saddowns: :cool:
2008-03-20, 4:35 PM #17
So basically like Peter Chimaera, this guy is writing with bad grammar for comedy?
PART OF BAD NEWS THEY ARE...
2008-03-21, 9:41 AM #18
not embedded, didnt click

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