I saw this in the New Yorker and found it online...I don't know why it's so funny.

Warning: Contains a bit more than mild descriptive content.

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[Edit: Have it your way, then.]
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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

[This message has been edited by Thrawn42689 (edited August 06, 2004).]

I think that's a bit more than mild descriptave content. I don't know why Cheny did that. He's old enough to know better.

Egad!

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info (or something of this matter. Just smile.)

No, oh snap!. >.>

And Obi_Kwiet, did you read the whole thing?

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

Mr. Cheney wasted no time in informing Mr. Leahy that he should feel free to perform yet another anatomical impossibility—this one involving aviation, a standard sexual act, and a rolling doughnut.

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See, they behave themselves in the British parliament...

...well no actually, they probably don't.

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Well, I got bad images in my head.

The "story" is a bit funny though (towards the end).

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info (or something of this matter. Just smile.)

The article is funny, but don't they watch the news? It's not even a crime.

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