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Kroko made it
2008-03-29, 1:09 AM #1
No joke.

<Kroko> I recently tried that sex thing for the first time and it wasn't bad, but porn can be nice
<Deadman> oh?
<Deadman> have you got a girl?
<Kroko> yes




I'm incredibly happy for him.

Seriously.

Good for you dude, we're all proud.


(I can't spell at night)
2008-03-29, 1:10 AM #2
Kroko has a maid??
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-03-29, 1:10 AM #3
I FIXED IT YOU *******


Come on man.

This thread is about our good friend kroko and how happy we all are for him.
2008-03-29, 1:11 AM #4
Couldn't resist =p

Yeah, of course I'm happy for Kroko, I congratulated him already =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-03-29, 1:18 AM #5
Congratulations!
2008-03-29, 1:20 AM #6
:(
2008-03-29, 1:36 AM #7
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
:(

.
2008-03-29, 1:42 AM #8
Cheer up fellahs, you'll do it too one day >_>
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-03-29, 1:55 AM #9
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/hoorawr.jpg]
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2008-03-29, 2:17 AM #10
I have made it with a woman, inform the men.
[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Zapp_Brannigan.png]
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-03-29, 2:30 AM #11
Damn that Kroko is one sleazy dude!
:master::master::master:
2008-03-29, 2:49 AM #12
...and he nailed a ***** before landfish!
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2008-03-29, 3:17 AM #13
:hist101: congrats!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2008-03-29, 4:28 AM #14
landfish wins best post award
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-03-29, 6:01 AM #15
GO KROKO
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-03-29, 9:28 AM #16
post her
2008-03-29, 9:31 AM #17
You're the man now, dog.
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2008-03-29, 9:36 AM #18
This thread delivers. :awesomelon:
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2008-03-29, 9:46 AM #19
The fact we are celebrating one of our member's unvirginizing drives us deeper into the realm of nerdism.

Grats Kroko! Sex aside I wish you a good future with said lady.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-03-29, 9:47 AM #20
Kroko and Jep sexed. Edn.
Think while it's still legal.
2008-03-29, 9:49 AM #21
I've been sexed for over 8 years, SAJN. Its not exactly news.

Too bad I'm 58 years old T_T
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-03-29, 10:13 AM #22
Christ, even I've sexed Jep.

<.<
>.>

What?!

*swaggers*
2008-03-29, 10:18 AM #23
bad news he has the anally injected death sentence
2008-03-29, 11:35 AM #24
Good luck with the girl. This is such a weird thread.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-03-29, 6:25 PM #25
Originally posted by Jep:
The fact we are celebrating one of our member's unvirginizing drives us deeper into the realm of nerdism.



I believe the correct term is: defiled.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-03-29, 8:33 PM #26
GUYS.

This isn't about nerd anything.


This is Kroko, who has always insisted he was too ugly for a female encounter for like the last 4 years.

He was wrong.

THIS THREAD IS FOR HAPPY
2008-03-29, 8:53 PM #27
It's amazing what blindfolds can do these days ;)
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2008-03-29, 9:22 PM #28
and drugs?
i mean, he IS in a special place with those available...
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-03-29, 9:24 PM #29
Kroko is the man, what can i say.
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2008-03-30, 10:59 AM #30
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
:(


DOT
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2008-03-30, 11:13 AM #31
krok are you out the nuthouse yet?
2008-03-30, 12:14 PM #32
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
post her


meh

[http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/Krokobile/jn-1.jpg]
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-03-30, 12:19 PM #33
Well there's hope for me yet!

not really

And uhh...congrats I guess. Oddest thing I've congraduated on.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2008-03-30, 1:19 PM #34
your babies will even out in the middle so dont worry
2008-03-30, 1:41 PM #35
Congrats.

Now buy a suit.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-03-30, 1:48 PM #36
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Well there's hope for me yet!


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

GOOD ONE.
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2008-03-30, 1:51 PM #37
Originally posted by Echoman:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

GOOD ONE.

:smith:
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2008-03-30, 1:51 PM #38
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
your babies will even out in the middle so dont worry


oooh damn son
2008-03-30, 2:17 PM #39
I want Kroko's parents to post on this thread.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-03-30, 2:27 PM #40
kroko print out this thread and show it to your woman
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