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2008-03-31, 4:11 PM #1

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Sometime between 8PM and 12AM tonight the server will be going down for a RAM upgrade. Massassi, along with the increasing number of hosted sites, has made it necessary to step up the RAM to keep ahead of usage (and keep us off swap, especially during the weekly backup times).

This will affect everyone hosted, but shouldn't last too long. I doubt it will take more than 15-30 minutes, but the datacenter has the 4 hour timeslot reserved.

Random trivia: the server had an uptime of 251 days before this upgrade

EDIT: I might have had the wrong timezone for this. Crap.

2008-03-31, 4:18 PM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

MASSASSI, DOWN

GASP

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2008-03-31, 4:20 PM #3

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

TEH FARMS R DOWEN!

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2008-03-31, 4:20 PM #4

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

FOUR HOURS! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO US!

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2008-03-31, 4:46 PM #5

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Why do you hate us, CM?

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2008-03-31, 4:47 PM #6

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

CM hates democracy, thats what it is

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2008-03-31, 4:47 PM #7

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

He has to take the website down long enough to setup the April fools joke.

2008-03-31, 5:00 PM #8

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

FARMS DOWN

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2008-03-31, 5:03 PM #9

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Mwahahahahaha! My plan to take down Massassi are almost complete! Just a few more hours!

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2008-03-31, 5:09 PM #10

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

How much RAM we talking bout here?

2008-03-31, 5:24 PM #11

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

What the hell, how am I supposed to procrastinate?

2008-03-31, 5:26 PM #12

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

NOOOO!!!!! NOT TEH FARMS!!!!!!!!!

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-03-31, 5:37 PM #13

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

FARMS R DOWN

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2008-03-31, 5:43 PM #14

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I for one, blame mb for this.

nope.

2008-03-31, 7:34 PM #15

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

i for one didn't panic

UNTIL NOW.......
:suicide:

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Free Jin!

2008-03-31, 8:00 PM #16

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

FARM DOWNE FARME DOWNE RPT PLZ FARMS R DONW.:suicide:

2008-03-31, 9:11 PM #17

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Camhoez

2008-03-31, 11:48 PM #18

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

So was there even a RAM upgrade, or was this just to set up the prank?

2008-04-01, 5:13 AM #19

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Idiots.

2008-04-01, 5:37 AM #20

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Okay, now the datacenter pissed me off, they never did the upgrade. This isn't a joke on this one, I had planned to have it done before April 1st.

2008-04-01, 6:31 AM #21

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Datacenter: "April fools dumbass!"

2008-04-01, 7:43 AM #22

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by JM:

Idiots.

What he said.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2008-04-03, 5:46 PM #23

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Finally finished >.>

2008-04-03, 6:12 PM #24

Andrew L

For a good time, call 555-3985

Posts: 916

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

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2008-04-03, 6:14 PM #25

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

Originally posted by Andrew L:

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

<.<

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2008-04-03, 6:31 PM #26

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Andrew L:

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

>.>

2008-04-03, 6:35 PM #27

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Originally posted by Andrew L:

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

:master::master::master:

2008-04-03, 7:33 PM #28

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Originally posted by Andrew L:

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

golly!

2008-04-03, 7:36 PM #29

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Andrew L:

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

2008-04-03, 8:00 PM #30

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

Originally posted by Andrew L:

While your at it fix the search feature in the mods and levels section >.>

I like this man's thinking.

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2008-04-03, 8:15 PM #31

The MAZZTer

⌐_⌐

¬_¬

Posts: 6,095

I fixed it.