I plan to tell my friend at school that he's the final virgin at our table because my new girlfriend spent the night.

Pretty lame, huh.

So Massassi, what wacky shenanigans will be had on such a lovely day?

shaved head cancer scare

call friend and claim you're bailiffs

I actually don't have anything planned. April fools kind of snuck up on me. I almost always do something cool.

This morning I snuck over to my friend's apartment at 4am, broke the window above his bed with a crowbar, leapt on him and duct taped him to the bed. Then I covered him in sugar and released 10,000 angry hornets into his room. After a few minutes, I pushed a grizzly bear through the window, shot it in the butt with a .22, and then boarded up the window.

I yelled through the boards "APRIL FOOLS!"

Best joke ever.

Hahaha, my friend's older brother and his wife are telling everyone they had a miscarriage, saying april fools, and then telling the truth that they really did.

Sadistic and morbid, but hilariously mean.

well a friend o' mine drew a helmet on some blackboard. and we told the teacher that it was someone else

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The only thing I have found anywhere that was remotely cool was the IGN 'Zelda Movie Trailer'

Wow you guys are rebels..

Nothing this year, but nothing will ever beat the one my wife (then girlfriend) pulled on me.

She got one of my professors (also a friend) to pretend he was the registrar's office and called me at work to let me know there was a mistake in my transcript and I'd need another 6 hours before I could graduate. D:

It involves my roommate, a blowup doll, and a printed-out headshot of one of his unfortunate hookups.

If you are telling the truth, that is awesome.