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2008-04-06, 4:26 PM #1

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Being a fat uggo is not a double negative.

:colbert:

nope.

2008-04-06, 4:29 PM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

SO'S YOUR FACE

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2008-04-06, 4:32 PM #3

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

Are you implying that there are fat people that aren't also ugly?

o.0

2008-04-06, 4:39 PM #4

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

You can lose fat, but you can't lose ugly.

I mean just look in the mirror and you'll see what I'm sayin.

D E A T H

2008-04-06, 5:20 PM #5

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Losing ugly is possible, it's just more expensive.

Anyway, Greenboy is right. It's hard for me to imagine being fat without also being ugly.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-04-06, 5:21 PM #6

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Ugly, by far. Health is important.

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2008-04-06, 5:41 PM #7

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

nanobots will make this all irrelevant

pass the donuts

Stuff

2008-04-06, 5:43 PM #8

Warlockmish

Registered Thread Abuser

Posts: 2,180

i like donuts

Back again

2008-04-06, 5:57 PM #9

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

am i a gorgeous fatty?

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2008-04-06, 6:20 PM #10

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by JediKirby:

Ugly, by far. Health is important.

That's why god made le--oh wait.

Nevermind.

D E A T H

2008-04-06, 6:32 PM #11

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Originally posted by JediKirby:

Ugly, by far. Health is important.

Same here.

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2008-04-06, 6:39 PM #12

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

I read the story of the Ugly Duckling every night before bed.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2008-04-06, 6:53 PM #13

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

What..are you turned on by ducks?

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2008-04-06, 8:04 PM #14

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

The ugly duckling story is bull****. He wasn't ever an ugly duck, he was a perfectly ordinary swan.

But yeah. Fat people can still be pretty. Ugly people can stay ugly, or have scars.

2008-04-06, 8:06 PM #15

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It also depends what you mean by "fatty." 20 lbs overweight isn't a big deal. Morbidly obese, ew.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-04-06, 10:01 PM #16

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Yeah, if we're talking about 20 pounds overweight then to make it fair, the alternative has to be "not particularly attractive."

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-04-07, 12:13 AM #17

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Ugly is a point of view. But here in the land of Southern California where looks are very important, fat = ugly. So you're damned either way.

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2008-04-07, 1:12 AM #18

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

JG is skinneh and pretteh

2008-04-07, 8:27 AM #19

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

shuggie shuggie shuggie

2008-04-08, 1:27 PM #20

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by JM:

The ugly duckling story is bull****. He wasn't ever an ugly duck, he was a perfectly ordinary swan.

did your parents hate you?

2008-04-09, 4:49 AM #21

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

No, but they hate you.

2008-04-09, 5:14 AM #22

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:

You can lose fat, but you can't lose ugly.

This.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-04-09, 3:51 PM #23

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i'd rather be dead either way :v:

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