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You Have To Burn The Rope

2008-04-06, 8:35 PM #1

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

It's a game. Think you can beat it on the first try?

http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2008-04-06, 8:59 PM #2

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

i did

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-04-06, 9:01 PM #3

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

This was a tri- oh wait...

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-04-06, 9:01 PM #4

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I did, hahah. Is there a trick?

一个大西瓜

2008-04-06, 9:01 PM #5

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

I keep thinking the little guy is Jewish.

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2008-04-06, 9:04 PM #6

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It's either broken or a really stupid joke, because it runs about 1000x too fast.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-04-06, 9:05 PM #7

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Originally posted by Emon:

It's either broken or a really stupid joke, because it runs about 1000x too fast.

this

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2008-04-06, 9:06 PM #8

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

It runs fine for me.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2008-04-06, 9:08 PM #9

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Yeah it was normal for me..

一个大西瓜

2008-04-06, 9:08 PM #10

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

Originally posted by Emon:

It's either broken or a really stupid joke, because it runs about 1000x too fast.

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2008-04-06, 9:11 PM #11

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

There's a walkthrough for that?

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2008-04-06, 9:21 PM #12

Xanatos

Not a Big Deal

Posts: 305

OMG. This game = win.

Mmmm.

2008-04-06, 9:39 PM #13

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Okay I just played it on my XP virtual machine and it was fine. Funny game.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-04-06, 9:57 PM #14

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

wtf how do i burned rope?

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-04-06, 10:07 PM #15

Ransom and Jeff

Ransom Note

Posts: 198

The best part was the song at the end.

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2008-04-06, 10:09 PM #16

Nicholas

He's a saint

Posts: 54

I like the song.

2008-04-06, 10:16 PM #17

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

That was... odd.

2008-04-06, 10:19 PM #18

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

You can download the song if you follow the links.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2008-04-06, 10:21 PM #19

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

what is this ******ry

:master::master::master:

2008-04-06, 10:27 PM #20

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

srsly guys i'm stuck on the part w/ the torches pls help

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-04-06, 10:32 PM #21

Ransom and Jeff

Ransom Note

Posts: 198

Uber fail.

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2008-04-06, 10:44 PM #22

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

Haha, cute. I like the song.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-04-06, 10:49 PM #23

drizzt2k2

Shallow Hal

Posts: 3,124

Originally posted by Emon:

It's either broken or a really stupid joke, because it runs about 1000x too fast.

America, home of the free gift with purchase.

2008-04-06, 11:42 PM #24

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

That was beyond lame.

Pissed Off?

2008-04-06, 11:52 PM #25

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

this is what happens when people like portal

2008-04-07, 4:28 AM #26

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

404 ftw

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2008-04-07, 5:41 AM #27

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

I really don't know how I'm going to spend the rest of the day

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-04-07, 6:25 AM #28

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Originally posted by Oxyonagon:

I really don't know how I'm going to spend the rest of the day

You could watch a video.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-04-07, 9:32 AM #29

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

I beat the game without using any weapons guys

that's pretty l33t

2008-04-07, 9:55 AM #30

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Best game ever made.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2008-04-07, 10:02 AM #31

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

wtf do you or do you not have to burn the rope?

2008-04-07, 10:09 AM #32

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by Emon:

It's either broken or a really stupid joke, because it runs about 1000x too fast.

same for me

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2008-04-07, 10:10 AM #33

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Originally posted by saberopus:

wtf do you or do you not have to burn the rope?

All of the strategy guides agree that you have to burn the rope .

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-04-07, 10:14 AM #34

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

OMG LOLO!L! SO FUNNY LOLOLOL

no really why is this so amazing

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-04-07, 10:19 AM #35

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

It is the setup for a million jokes. It's an opportunity for people to make fun of people who complain about video games. It's just a setup. (also the song at the end is a pretty good punchline)

Warhead[97]

2008-04-07, 10:27 AM #36

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Thats not a punchline.

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-04-07, 10:29 AM #37

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

It is a series of them, in a way, if you follow my theorem regarding the game itself being the setup. Maybe you should wait for my paper to be published in a recognized joke philosophy journal.

Warhead[97]

2008-04-07, 10:46 AM #38

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

Maybe you should wait for my paper to be published in a recognized joke philosophy journal.

I didn't know Fox News made a journal.

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2008-04-07, 11:50 AM #39

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

It does. And it's fair and balanced.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-04-07, 11:51 AM #40

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

I thought they entitled it "Faux Noose"