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Hello why isn't anyone talking
2008-04-11, 12:40 AM #1
How are you tonight?

So I had a tooth taken out yesterday morning, at like 9, and I'm not supposed to smoke or suck straws for a couple days. It's now been 39 hours... do you think it'd be okay? if I suck very gently...

wow that sounds gay.
2008-04-11, 12:52 AM #2
If the wound opens up you'll know
2008-04-11, 12:53 AM #3
Hey Jon`C I made a thread just for you just now

In-in case you're feeling, you know, brilliant and charitable

If not thats cool too
2008-04-11, 12:54 AM #4
Thrawn I looked at your thread but I couldn't understand it.

Also btw everyone I like gin now.
2008-04-11, 12:54 AM #5
Vinny: I'd guess you're probably okay to suck some "straws," given that doctors presumably pad those types of recommendations, to be save. Just don't suck too hard?
2008-04-11, 12:57 AM #6
Wow I just reread my post and I didn't make it very clear that I wanted a cigarette.

I'm not a whore
2008-04-11, 12:59 AM #7
Sucking puts negative pressure on the lining of your mouth. Sucking too hard can suck the blood out of the wound.

So don't suck hard enough that your gum hurts.
2008-04-11, 1:01 AM #8
Yeah, I know. If it dislodges the clot I'll get dry socket.

D:
2008-04-11, 1:01 AM #9
That reminds me of the time I had a tooth taken out last year. It appears some random cotton and a lot of blood results in the taste of chocolate.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2008-04-11, 1:05 AM #10
Yeah, I could have sworn I got stove top stuffing stuck in the hole. But it would have dissolved after 2 days....

right?
2008-04-11, 2:11 AM #11
thrawn's thread is dumb, he's dumb, he's also a poop head and I'm never going to try to help him again

let's talk about this
2008-04-11, 2:22 AM #12
jon`c treats people like stupids because he has no friends and it makes him feel better and he has never actually helped me ever

the defense rests
2008-04-11, 2:27 AM #13
HEY GUYS I HAVE A SHIP THAT MOVES 10 METERS in 10 SECONDS

BUT IT'S NOT MOVING 1 M/S GUYS

BECAUSE THERE'S A GUY NEXT TO IT WHO IS 50 METERS TALL

what
2008-04-11, 4:33 AM #14
This thread delivers.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2008-04-11, 9:19 AM #15
It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno.
2008-04-11, 10:03 AM #16
In a high school math class there was this one girl who couldn't understand why you couldn't be driving at say, 40 MPH and still not be going "a mile a minute." She did not understand that one mile per minute was 60 MPH and that 40 was less than that. :psyduck:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-04-11, 10:16 AM #17
Well you do travel a single mile in less than a minute if you're going 40MPH. Technically, its a play on words, not concept.

2008-04-11, 10:23 AM #18
Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Well you do travel a single mile in less than a minute if you're going 40MPH. Technically, its a play on words, not concept.


:psyduck:
2008-04-11, 10:24 AM #19
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Wow I just reread my post and I didn't make it very clear that I wanted a cigarette.


I'll smoke 2 just for you
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-04-11, 10:25 AM #20
Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Well you do travel a single mile in less than a minute if you're going 40MPH. Technically, its a play on words, not concept.


uh
2008-04-11, 10:28 AM #21
Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Well you do travel a single mile in less than a minute if you're going 40MPH. Technically, its a play on words, not concept.

[http://www.psyduck.net/psy/pics/psyduck2.jpg]
nope.
2008-04-11, 10:30 AM #22
Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Well you do travel a single mile in less than a minute if you're going 40MPH. Technically, its a play on words, not concept.


You need to show me how to do this
2008-04-11, 10:35 AM #23
Dear jesus....we will never let him live this down
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2008-04-11, 10:40 AM #24
Maybe he's on a conveyor belt.
2008-04-11, 10:41 AM #25
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Dear jesus....we will never let him live this down


Now we all agree that he's sorta :downs:
2008-04-11, 10:41 AM #26
Easy Thrawn... you go 40MPH through a wormhole or other Theory of Relativity-based bending phenomenon thing.

2008-04-11, 10:43 AM #27
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
2008-04-11, 10:44 AM #28
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
Easy Thrawn... you go 40MPH through a wormhole or other Theory of Relativity-based bending phenomenon thing.


Speed is still distance over time, regardless of the method of travel. You'd still be going d miles in t time.
2008-04-11, 10:44 AM #29
THIS IS MADNESS! [/SIZE]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-04-11, 11:00 AM #30
If you're talking instantaneous speed. But what if you travel 40 miles in one hour, but you're going faster than 60 mph for part of it and slower than 40 mph for another part? Then you could travel a mile in under a minute. OR MAYBE HE'S JUST WRONG.
Warhead[97]
2008-04-11, 11:51 AM #31
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--Garrison Keillor
2008-04-12, 5:25 AM #32
Originally posted by Anovis:
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.


That's what she said.
Cordially,
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2008-04-12, 6:04 PM #33
i just bought brawl, you're lucky i'm even glancing at a computer
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2008-04-12, 6:24 PM #34
Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Well you do travel a single mile in less than a minute if you're going 40MPH. Technically, its a play on words, not concept.

:psyduck:

The phrase "a mile a minute" means that for every minute, you move one mile. That is equivalent to 60 miles per hour. Therefore, if you are moving slower than 60 MPH, it is impossible to move "a mile a minute."

The proof.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-04-12, 6:28 PM #35
Hahahaha.

He probably still won't understand emon.

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