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A Star Wars nerd's dream
2004-08-04, 3:43 PM #1
Trailer in link

For some reason I find it hilarious that Natalie Portman is playing a stripper.

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 04, 2004).]
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2004-08-04, 3:46 PM #2
She reminds me of my last girlfriend in the movie (minus the stripper bit, and judging by the clips I've seen).

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2004-08-04, 4:06 PM #3
It seems like they're selling the movie with Natalie's sexiness. I'm guessing she won't actually get naked.

I she does, you can bet I'll be owning this movie!

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2004-08-04, 4:21 PM #4
Why? I mean, a sort time after it's out you could get all the best parts for free online.

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2004-08-04, 4:31 PM #5
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2004-08-04, 4:36 PM #6
hmmm... Might be interesting. I seriously doubt she will get naked though.

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2004-08-04, 4:39 PM #7
I give this two thumbs up.
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2004-08-04, 4:50 PM #8
Nice music... The first half anyways (Damien Rice - The Blower's Daughter for those wondering).

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2004-08-04, 4:54 PM #9
I think a true Star Wars devotee would feel that Portman was a poor choice for the prequel to begin with.
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2004-08-04, 4:59 PM #10
Heh, I kept expecting Clive Owen to jump in a BMW and drive off at breakneck speeds... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


Also, am I the only one that thinks Portman is overrated? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-08-04, 5:04 PM #11
I have to agree, GBK.

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2004-08-04, 5:09 PM #12
And I'd have to agree with Outlaw Torn

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2004-08-04, 5:16 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Also, am I the only one that thinks Portman is overrated? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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No, you're not the only one.

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2004-08-04, 6:14 PM #14
I'm really having trouble seeing why Keira Knightley was merely Sabe and Natalie had the lead role. Natalie seems to be really horrid in acting for action scenes, but Keira did really well in POTC as I'm sure she had to work with quite a few green screens as well.

Seems odd Natalie would do something like that, maybe she's jealous of Keira?

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2004-08-04, 6:20 PM #15
It looks... meh. I agree with Spork, I love that song.

Natalie Portman's acting is... how can I put it... BAD.

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2004-08-04, 6:52 PM #16
ok quite frankly i think both kiera and natalie portman are over rated. and if it came down to it, kiera is the better actor, and shes prettier with those goddamn cheek bones id do anythin for :P point is, they're both pretty but yeah damn over rated. n portman, aside from starwars (which aint gonna earn her an oscar) always does these weird movies where you cant even say if her acting is good or bad because if you say its bad, one could say 'oh but its one of those artsy movies so its sposed to be awkward like that..thats what makes it so real' bs. kieras the better actor.

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2004-08-05, 12:28 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
It seems like they're selling the movie with Natalie's sexiness. I'm guessing she won't actually get naked.

I she does, you can bet I'll be owning this movie!

JediKirby

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I think I remember an interview once where she said she'd never do nude scenes because of her Jewish faith... *shrug*

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2004-08-05, 2:57 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
ok quite frankly i think both kiera and natalie portman are over rated. and if it came down to it, kiera is the better actor, and shes prettier with those goddamn cheek bones id do anythin for :P point is, they're both pretty but yeah damn over rated. n portman, aside from starwars (which aint gonna earn her an oscar) always does these weird movies where you cant even say if her acting is good or bad because if you say its bad, one could say 'oh but its one of those artsy movies so its sposed to be awkward like that..thats what makes it so real' bs. kieras the better actor.

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I sincerely agree with everything you just stated.
2004-08-05, 3:09 PM #19
Nat has no screen presence or true charisma. Keira has at least a litte, it's how she managed not to be completely overshadowed by Johnny Depp in PotC.....same can't be said for Orlando Bloom, who is essentially a male version of Nat. I think they have the same body come to think of it...

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2004-08-05, 3:15 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
ok quite frankly i think both kiera and natalie portman are over rated. and if it came down to it, kiera is the better actor, and shes prettier with those goddamn cheek bones id do anythin for :P point is, they're both pretty but yeah damn over rated. n portman, aside from starwars (which aint gonna earn her an oscar) always does these weird movies where you cant even say if her acting is good or bad because if you say its bad, one could say 'oh but its one of those artsy movies so its sposed to be awkward like that..thats what makes it so real' bs. kieras the better actor.</font>

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2004-08-05, 3:16 PM #21
HAHAHAH!! ^^

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2004-08-05, 5:30 PM #22
She's on the Daily Show right now talking about it. She's wearing a shirt that says "Kerry me". *shudder* Oh no, now she's talking about our "right to voting".

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2004-08-05, 8:14 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
It looks... meh. I agree with Spork, I love that song.

Natalie Portman's acting is... how can I put it... BAD.
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I hope you're not judging her acting talent on her performances in TPM and AotC, as she was saddled with incredibly bad scripts for both movies. The girl can act when her material doesn't suck.

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2004-08-06, 4:17 PM #24
Ever seen "The Professional"? I thought that was pretty good acting. Speaking of which, she should be a hit woman not a stripper.....
2004-08-06, 7:58 PM #25
The problem with the Star Wars movies is that George really isn't an Actors' Director. This is hell on actors who require directing. Some have managed to do pretty well, such as Alec Guinness, Harrison Ford or Ian McDiarmid. But many can't deal with it.
2004-08-07, 11:24 AM #26
ive seen where the heart is and anywhere but here n they werent all that great either (nats movies)

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2004-08-07, 1:59 PM #27
I was expecting some nasty porn involving Darth Vader and Mara Jade...

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