Oh snap, the reaper looms near! I was writing this whole "girl thread" in the style of yore about how I might be heading over to this Danish chick (whom I met randomly in a bathroom)'s apartment tonight to "watch a movie" and if I'm going to be decapitated, eaten, have my kidney stolen, or be thrown in a dungeon, but she just texted me saying she's on her way home now and I should get ready to head over!

Why she's crazy: This guy who'd proposed to her broke up with her a while back, last time she was at the club we went to last night, she apparently stepped on glass while dancing on a couch, didn't notice, and smeared blood all over her white dress and shoes. Think Carrie.

BUT she took me to this ultra-exclusive club last night that's a haven for music industry and model types, where she's a member. And she's Danish.

I guess it's into the lion's den...

I'm expecting to go to the bathroom and find some bodies in the closet. Or maybe see candles around a pentagram with cow skulls. Anything could happen.

BUT I'm going to go where Ruthy didn't! (or maybe did? I haven't seen him post in a while) And hopefully return?

Massassi, it was nice knowing you. Vibes plz.

i'll vibe all up in ya man

p.s. Good Luck, have fun, and

Best of luck. Give us details when you get back.

omg, probable theory: she's an American Studies major, she studied in MN for a year, and she said she'd like to move to the US someday, but it's so hard to become a citizen. well if that's the case, my life may be safe for now. muahahaha

Which club?

Club gullible dumbass

It's pretty easy to miss a glass cut for awhile. I got cut in the foot with glass once and didn't notice until I saw the blood.

NASA, right next to Kulorbar by Kongens Nytorv.

Not to mention if you're drunk.

good

Ah, okay. I went to Kulorbar a couple of times for free beer night (ripoff) and I remember seeing NASA over there too.

I never did hook up with a Danish girl. Have some vibes and make up for my failure!

If you die, tell us.

Where's the "this thread is worthless without pics" image when I need it?

Where is MN gris?
U of M, UMD, St Cloud... etc?

also, i keep telling you people, deadman's switch

Grissy's gonna get Laaaaaiiiiiddddd.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

.

This actually isn't that strange.

Yeah, soles are callous with fewer nerves. Especially if you've been drinking or are in the swing of dancing, it could be easy to miss.