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another girl thread
2008-04-26, 12:08 PM #1
I'm about to go meet a girl from the internet. If I don't make it back alive, that means I'm one dead hippy.

how the hell do you start up conversation with a girl you've never met? |:

o.0
2008-04-26, 12:09 PM #2
you should have spoken to her on the phone first, doirke!
2008-04-26, 12:09 PM #3
p.s. put her on the defensive STRAIGHT AWAY
2008-04-26, 12:09 PM #4
ask questions like 'so what's your life story, babe'
2008-04-26, 12:09 PM #5
Ask her if she ever Eiffel Towered with her younger sister before
2008-04-26, 12:10 PM #6
I agree of finding appropriate words. Can't look silly in front of a camera belonging to NBC Dateline.

Good luck and have a seat.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-04-26, 12:10 PM #7
Tip #1 with meeting girls you found on the internet: Don't.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-04-26, 12:25 PM #8
i was gonna tell my parents but then i saw this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811906

o.0
2008-04-26, 1:18 PM #9
I met a chick from the internet once.. I hooked up with her friend and we dated for like a year
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-04-26, 1:22 PM #10
Originally posted by Greenboy:
i was gonna tell my parents but then i saw this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811906

Hahaha the dad is hilarious

"in the butt!!"

"myyyyspaaaceee!!"

"in the butt"
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-04-26, 1:29 PM #11
That has to be a brother.
Warhead[97]
2008-04-26, 1:29 PM #12
I hope that video on collegehumor was not taken by the dad, I'm guessing more like an older brother...
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2008-04-26, 2:33 PM #13
If that was her dad...I feel very sorry for that girl. >_>
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2008-04-26, 2:54 PM #14
I'm still alive, and I had a good time.

Didn't get raped though.

:(

o.0
2008-04-26, 3:06 PM #15
I really don't think that was her dad.. he sounded like he was 17
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-04-26, 3:07 PM #16
definitely a brother

o.0
2008-04-26, 3:36 PM #17
this is a bad idea

just getting it out there right now
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2008-04-26, 5:13 PM #18
no it was a good idea

i met a hot girl with similar interests

win

o.0
2008-04-26, 5:20 PM #19
pics or it didn't happen
:colbert:
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-04-26, 5:26 PM #20
itd be so creepy to take pictures on first time hanging out.

o.0
2008-04-26, 5:28 PM #21
met her online = you've already seen pictures of her.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-04-26, 5:42 PM #22
Originally posted by Zell:
met her online = you've already seen pictures of her.


alternatively, she's from the internet, she understands nerds
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-04-26, 5:47 PM #23
I don't have pictures of both of us, so pics don't prove anything

and im not posting any anyway. >_>

o.0
2008-04-26, 5:55 PM #24
haha. Greenboy met a man-woman.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-04-26, 6:09 PM #25
you're trying to bait me into posting pix

shes hot

much hotter than my previous girlfriend

o.0
2008-04-26, 7:14 PM #26
in the butt
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-04-26, 7:32 PM #27
I met my girlfriend online, too. Turned out really :awesome:!
Sorry for the lousy German
2008-04-26, 7:44 PM #28
Originally posted by Greenboy:
you're trying to bait me into posting pix

Is it working?


Post 'em, or else we will have no choice but to assume she bears a striking resemblance to your right hand.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-04-26, 8:03 PM #29
Impi likes it in the butt
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2008-04-26, 10:51 PM #30
did you find out whether she wants children because thats important
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-04-26, 11:01 PM #31
that is very important

o.0
2008-04-27, 12:55 AM #32
it's a trap!
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2008-04-27, 11:24 AM #33
go somewhere public, with lots of people, and always use protection... And talk about how you've never met someone from online before... at least you're being honest!


that vid was f***ing hilarious! What the hell was she crying about? Stupid girl
Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”
2008-04-27, 12:05 PM #34
pack heat like you're the oven door
2008-04-27, 12:29 PM #35
Hahaha. And show it to her.
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2008-04-27, 12:41 PM #36
Originally posted by saberopus:
pack heat like you're the oven door


nice I'm gonna use that one
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-04-27, 1:41 PM #37

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